How do you make small talk?
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- necromation0
I usually just whip my cock out and everybody has a good laugh...
Not because it's small mind you, but because does a great stand-up act!
- warts are always hilarious.airey
- AIDS isn't a laughing matterPIZZA
- Not because it's funny, but because it's funny LOOKINGmonospaced
- nb0
"Hot enough for ya?"
- bored2death0
Small talk is for small people.
- zaq0
easy >>>
- Stugoo0
Ask loads of questions, people love talking about themselves.
what do you like to do?
why?
oh thats interesting... why do you do that?
iev never really been into that because of...
yeah i guess when you look at it like that
i fundamentally disagree with you
no your a moron
f*ck you
*grab pint glass and thrust at face*
- hektor9110
I think theres a thread for this...
- zaq0
switch from small talk to loud scream.. works all the time
- tasty0
read the newspaper on a daily basis. It helps keep relevant topics in the conversation, AND if they don't know what ur talking about u just seem smarter.
- BattleAxe0
small talk = stories no one gives a shit about , so I avoid it all together , unless someone is dying to hear about the strain of hash I just bought
- eighteen0
^^
I completely understand. I can't be that person who tells every person they meet about how much traffic they had coming in or whathaveyou.I often feel like the amount that the average person is expected to talk on a regular basis is very unequal to the amount of things there are to talk about.
- nocomply0
If you have any history at all with them, just go with the standard "So what's new?"
- i_monk0
Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.
- airey0
are we fucking serious with this thread?
- Juanmonk0
Talking just for the sake of talking is ridiculous. I will hear from people on a daily basis talking complete and utter nonsensical shit. Only talk when you have something relevant to say. Why be uncomfortable with silences? Why be insecure?
- boobs0
I usually ask pointed questions about sexual behavior, hygiene, role play, technique, and morals.
- iCanHasQBN0
hi, how are you?
good, how are you?
i'm good, how are you?
good thanks, how are you?
great, you?
i'm good, how are you doin'?
good, how about you?everybody is always doing "good". and they want to know how you're doing... and you're always "good". repeat 100x per day.
i get tired of these exchanges.
- truth here..vuc
- superheroes do good, people are well.acescence
- this is a pet peeve of mine. you're WELL, not good. sounds so yokelish to say "good".
sputnik2 - that's all i hear from other people... "good".iCanHasQBN
- What are you GOOD at?faxion
- being badiCanHasQBN
- Juanmonk0
That just reminded me - I was talking to a guy in the pub on Sat night who was a repeater. Not only was he talking shite, he kept repeating his shite. This is worse.
- boobs0
Perhaps you should try to be interesting?
- monospaced0
Ask questions. It's really that simple. The trick is asking questions to which you wouldn't mind hearing the answers. Eventually you'll be discussing a detail within an answer and small talk progresses. Weird thread.
- hey mono. how are you?iCanHasQBN
- Doing alright despite an incredibly heavy workload. Glad to be home now and finally get to my trolling.monospaced
- And this weather! It's so hot and humid out. How are you, iCanHas?monospaced
- good.iCanHasQBN
- What you saw here, kids, was the beginning of small talk. You can see that a response of "good" will quickly end the conversation.monospaced
- conversation. A proper response would have addressed my initial reply and we could have initiated "chit chat." Lesson learned.monospaced
- http://www.rollograd…iCanHasQBN
- chat." Lesson learned.monospaced
- vitamins0
It's hard to be a phoney bastard.