Alternative swear words
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- honest
We've been forced to install a swear box to curtail any profanity overhead whilst on the phone to client coming from frustrated designers and developers.
Any suggestions for a QBN vocabulary for alternative swear words – no swear words from foreign languages allowed, but phonetically interesting ones are welcome...
- ********0
Wankunt.
- faxion0
Kin'-twonk
- ********0
Helm, as in...
you are a stupid helm.
- Nutter0
You could always go Haddock on them: http://www.cmdr-fire.co.uk/haddo…
- six0
fuff
- flashbender0
anything cam be a swear word replacement really.
And then this peachy peach comes up to me and gets all up in my peach... So I tell the peach, yo man, back the peach up or I'm a smash your apple-peaching teeth in.
Translation for those of you who are extra slow:
And then this fucking cunt comes up to me and get all up in my shit... So I tell the fucker, yo man, back the fuck up or I'm a smash you mother-fucking teeth in.
- ********0
Dictatorial duck billed diplodocus
- honest0
points taken.
- georgesIII0
I like using Frack
thanks bsg- i fucking hate frack. fucking original battlestar galatica gave this to a million more douchebags.airey
- So I'm a douche? :(
Frack yougeorgesIII - For fracks sake. Gods damn it.Lillebo
- i prefer fruke********
- airey0
kunté
- rascuache0
Cleft
- Wolfboy0
Fünké
- elahon0
I want to fill your hoo-haa with goof juice.
- flashbender0
^^
- foz0
creamery
- ********0
- JerseyRaindog0
Oh marone - but you have to say it like a Soprano.