Alternative swear words
- Started
- Last post
- 36 Responses
- Stugoo0
we used to use Fenum! (feenum) doesnt actually mean anything...
- whatsup0
Smurf it
- kingsteven0
YIBES!
- dirtydesign0
FORK
- kona0
what the FRENCH, toast? = what the fuck asshole
BOB SAGET! = mother fucker
ah MITTENS = ah fuck
this is BASS ACKWARDS! = this is ass backwards
holy FORKIN bat belt robin! = holy fucking bat balls robin
are you tellin me the SKY'S PINK? = are you fucking kidding me
FORGET salt! = fuck this
- gramme0
barnacles.
- boobs0
"TinkleWinkle" works as a perfectly good substitute for any swear word.
- gramme0
Duly noted.
- gramme0
I've been saying "pants" as a replacement for "shit" around my son lately.
Or when I stub my toe, get clobbered by some inanimate object, etc., I'll say "Mothers and fathers and brothers of sisters...grgrghrghrg"
- Christa0
we like 'juice box' for 'douche bag'
- fooler20
"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!"
"What the french toast."
"You thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?"
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
"Pickle you kumquat."
"You're overreacting."
"No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!"
- DeSiard0
catfish
- faxion0
Twazzock