Alternative swear words
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- gramme0
barnacles.
- boobs0
"TinkleWinkle" works as a perfectly good substitute for any swear word.
- gramme0
Duly noted.
- set0
Wankunt.
- gramme0
I've been saying "pants" as a replacement for "shit" around my son lately.
Or when I stub my toe, get clobbered by some inanimate object, etc., I'll say "Mothers and fathers and brothers of sisters...grgrghrghrg"
- faxion0
Kin'-twonk
- set0
Helm, as in...
you are a stupid helm.
- Nutter0
You could always go Haddock on them: http://www.cmdr-fire.co.uk/haddo…
- six0
fuff
- flashbender0
anything cam be a swear word replacement really.
And then this peachy peach comes up to me and gets all up in my peach... So I tell the peach, yo man, back the peach up or I'm a smash your apple-peaching teeth in.
Translation for those of you who are extra slow:
And then this fucking cunt comes up to me and get all up in my shit... So I tell the fucker, yo man, back the fuck up or I'm a smash you mother-fucking teeth in.
- set0
Dictatorial duck billed diplodocus
- honest0
points taken.
- Christa0
we like 'juice box' for 'douche bag'
- faxion0
Twazzock
- georgesIII0
I like using Frack
thanks bsg- i fucking hate frack. fucking original battlestar galatica gave this to a million more douchebags.airey
- So I'm a douche? :(
Frack yougeorgesIII - For fracks sake. Gods damn it.Lillebo
- i prefer frukeset
- airey0
kunté
- rascuache0
Cleft
- fooler20
"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!"
"What the french toast."
"You thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?"
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
"Pickle you kumquat."
"You're overreacting."
"No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!"
- DeSiard0
catfish