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- migal
...be dangerously alergic to all clothing material with the exception of terry towelling, so that the only thing you could ever wear ever is a terry towelling jumpsuit....
or be Tom Cruise?
- jamble0
Tom Cruise, then I could run around really quickly and be completely insane.
- stewdio0
Trick question. Everyone is Tom Cruise :
http://qbn.com/topics/631848
- elahon0
Take a bunch of terry, sew it all together and make a Snuggie. Word.
- PIZZA0
give up cheese or potato
- CALLES0
give up pizza or mexican food
- Mexican, because there isnt a single good mexican place anywhere near me.CygnusZero4
- BASHgraphics0
...not be able to bend your arms or your legs?
- i_monk0
Lose your sense of taste or hearing?
- d_rek0
No Tongue or No Teeth?
- ideaist0
I'd be Tom Cruise and get my shit together like in Top Gun / Days of Thunder days and possibly work in a Katie Holmes / Nicole Kidman Menage a Tois...
Youth & Wisdom...
Can't beat it...
- bulletfactory0
The only logical answer is to be Tom Cruise.
If I were Tom Cruise, I wouldn't be crazy.
- _me_0
id rather have elephantitis of the cock than feathery gimp fingers.
- scarabin0
have to wear a visible colostomy bag or vomit uncontrollably every time you touched a vagina?
- brilliant
migal - touch with what?WrappedInBooks
- thats why theres analdito
- touch with any part of your bodyscarabin
- LOL @ ditorandommail
- brilliant
- scarabin0
smell the most revolting stench ALL of the time, or be revoltingly stinky all the time without being able to smell it?
- scarabin0
have a micropenis that feels awesome, or a porn star dick without feeling?
- CygnusZero40
To the original question, who the fuck wouldn't want to be tom cruise? 20mil for a cpl months of work, any woman you want, he's got the world by the balls, he's just a little quirky, no big deal, he never hurt anyone.
- scarabin0
be missing a leg or have an extra, smaller one growing out of your torso?