Embarrassing Stories
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- CALLES
Please share them here... for example... ever sharted at the office? Lets hear them
- chrisRG0
i wont tell you again about my miami stories. lol
- d_rek0
This one time at QBN I shoved a ___________ up my __________.
- PuFFi0
for those who read french... http://www.viedemerde.fr
- twokids0
someone else has to go first
- CALLES0
Anyone?
- monospaced0
I heard this story earlier where someone started a thread asking about SAT scores, simultaneously revealing their lack of education and inability to perform a simple search.
- If it was me I would have been embarrassed.monospaced
- FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTbigtrickagain
- ********0
- Sup0
Calles, you're pretty embarrassing, just saying.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/623948…
- capn_ron0
Let's just say i have a friend who was making chili in the crock pot and cut up some hot peppers to make it a bit spicier. Once the chili was cooking for a while he got a bit bored and decided to check out some naked ladies on the internet. The lesson is to never touch yourself in your happy area after cutting up hot peppers. The problem didn't stop there, he tried to wash it off in the shower which was the worst idea ever because the hot water made it burn more.
- mg330
I got fired from my first job at 16 as a grocery store sacker for meowing like a cat. I would stand behind the vinyl double doors by the dairy department and meow at customers as they would walk by. A customer complained and my manager fired me on the spot. My termination paper said: Reason For Termination: Michael was meowing like a cat.
Oh wait, this A FUCKING AWESOME STORY!
- fooler20
OK I've got one:
A few years ago me and the wife go to Vegas. The minute we get into our hotel room we start drinking, we go out to dinner, more drinks, do some gambling, more drinks. etc etc etc...
Around midnight we deiced to go to our room and have drunk sex and I pass out naked on the bed. After a few hours I wake up to take a piss and grab the first article of clothing I can find and put them on like it's my boxers. I do a half drunk half sleep walk stumble thru our room and open a door I thought was the bathroom and continue to sleep walk down this brightly lit hall. As I wake up from my sleep walk I realize I'm out in the hall of the MGM Grand wearing nothing but my wives tight see thru shirt around my waist. I put one leg thru the arm hole so that side looked like tight biking shorts and the other thru the body so it was sagging down below my waist with the neck hole opening one by butt exposing my butt hole. I started to panic as I looked around and couldn't remember what door I exited from or what room number I was staying in. I pounded so hard on a door I thought was ours I bloodied my knuckles only to wake a family that threatened to call security. After that I ran down the hall to the service phone that just happened to be by the elevators to call the front desk. As we all know they wont give you anyones room number but said they would call my room to wake up my wife. As I was on the phone many people were getting off the elevator to see a naked man on the telephone with a size 2 half shirt covering my privates. The operator told me know one would answer so I started cussing up a storm and she told me she was going to call security on me. "GREAT! at least they will fucking open the door for me". When security finally got there the escorted me to my room and asked me to show id. Thats when my wife woke up only to her a woman's voice said go get your wallet as I was standing there with bloody fists and naked.- haha! sounds like a mr bean episodescarabin
- yeah, my wife thought I went out a beat up a hooker or something.fooler2
- Good story and all, but the real kicker is wearing the wife's shirt as shorts. Excellent.welded
- AWESOME!!!!mg33
- yeah, and im in no shape to be walking around hotels nakedfooler2
- BWAHAHA! thats what im talking aboutCALLES
- AHAHAHAHAHA holy crapbigtrickagain
- FKNLOLinteliboy
- *cries with laughterali
- ********0
I have an internet crush on monospaced.
He's such a pretty boy. Like an extra from Twilight.
Obviously into brownlove.
- Are you implying I'm gay? Wow, that is definitely original. Sorry, but I'm straight, man.monospaced
- Tthat's just my eye, weirdo. Are you saying that you think the guy from Twilight is pretty?monospaced
- jesus you two. grudge much?bigtrickagain
- hey, that guy stooped pretty low to post my profile picture and make a juvenile gay jokemonospaced
- duckseason0
I shit my pants at school when I was in first grade....
I'm talking pissin out my asshole, shit my pants.
I got home before my parents did, and threw my shitty underwear over the fence in my backyard.
About a week later, I guess the wind (or something) blew my then dried up shitty underwear back into my yard, and my parents found them.- Oh, and I stayed at school with said shitty underwear, I just put a bunch of toilet paper in my pantsduckseason
- thinking no one would notice...duckseason
- your neighbor probably found your shitty undies and tossed them back overscarabin
- How embarrassing for your parentsgramme
- No neighbors behind - just a big empty field.duckseason
- wow - crazy awesome what you could get away with as a kidpersona_non_grata
- I think I was in the same class, I remember a boy doing that...ali
- hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAcruddlebub
- gramme0
My first QBN post was basically one big verbal shart.
- kona0
growing up in the country we had the luxury of being able to piss just about anywhere outside. we lived in a very small community of about 10 homes, 5 minutes from the closest town. i was probably 8 years old or so, and one sunny saturday afternoon i'm running in and out of the house like a banshee while my mom's cleaning. she finally had enough and sent me outside for good locking the front door. an hour or so later i gotta go to the bathroom... bad. so i'm pounding on the front door for her to let me in telling her that i have to go to the bathroom... she's all like "I TOLD YOU AN HOUR AGO YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK IN UNTIL I'M DONE CLEANING... GO OUTSIDE!" so of course i did. we had a detached garage so i ran to that and pulled down my pants and proceeded to take a... crap (a huge one), pretty much right in our front yard. it was only when i finished that i realized i had no toilet paper. so here i am, pants now stuck down at my ankles screaming at my mom "MOOOOOOMMMMM! I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER!" at the top of my lungs in a community of 10 homes, all of which had their windows open. my mom's yells back "WHY DO YOU NEED TOILET PAPER FOR GOD'S SAKE?" and i of course yell back "CAUSE I JUST POOPED IN THE FRONT YARD!"
needless to say i'm 35 and still to this day about once a year that story will get brought back up by one of the old neighbors when i go back home. it's the legendary story of the family.
- jbasnight0
I was watching Boys Don't Cry in a packed theater and during the rape scene my mouth dropped open ( in horror/disgust) and a loud blurb came out by accident. I felt like an ahole/monster...I was in the center of the theater and couldn't sneak out.