Embarrassing Stories
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- fooler20
OK I've got one:
A few years ago me and the wife go to Vegas. The minute we get into our hotel room we start drinking, we go out to dinner, more drinks, do some gambling, more drinks. etc etc etc...
Around midnight we deiced to go to our room and have drunk sex and I pass out naked on the bed. After a few hours I wake up to take a piss and grab the first article of clothing I can find and put them on like it's my boxers. I do a half drunk half sleep walk stumble thru our room and open a door I thought was the bathroom and continue to sleep walk down this brightly lit hall. As I wake up from my sleep walk I realize I'm out in the hall of the MGM Grand wearing nothing but my wives tight see thru shirt around my waist. I put one leg thru the arm hole so that side looked like tight biking shorts and the other thru the body so it was sagging down below my waist with the neck hole opening one by butt exposing my butt hole. I started to panic as I looked around and couldn't remember what door I exited from or what room number I was staying in. I pounded so hard on a door I thought was ours I bloodied my knuckles only to wake a family that threatened to call security. After that I ran down the hall to the service phone that just happened to be by the elevators to call the front desk. As we all know they wont give you anyones room number but said they would call my room to wake up my wife. As I was on the phone many people were getting off the elevator to see a naked man on the telephone with a size 2 half shirt covering my privates. The operator told me know one would answer so I started cussing up a storm and she told me she was going to call security on me. "GREAT! at least they will fucking open the door for me". When security finally got there the escorted me to my room and asked me to show id. Thats when my wife woke up only to her a woman's voice said go get your wallet as I was standing there with bloody fists and naked.- haha! sounds like a mr bean episodescarabin
- yeah, my wife thought I went out a beat up a hooker or something.fooler2
- Good story and all, but the real kicker is wearing the wife's shirt as shorts. Excellent.welded
- AWESOME!!!!mg33
- yeah, and im in no shape to be walking around hotels nakedfooler2
- BWAHAHA! thats what im talking aboutCALLES
- AHAHAHAHAHA holy crapbigtrickagain
- FKNLOLinteliboy
- *cries with laughterali