Embarrassing Stories

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  • duckseason0

    I shit my pants at school when I was in first grade....
    I'm talking pissin out my asshole, shit my pants.
    I got home before my parents did, and threw my shitty underwear over the fence in my backyard.
    About a week later, I guess the wind (or something) blew my then dried up shitty underwear back into my yard, and my parents found them.

    • Oh, and I stayed at school with said shitty underwear, I just put a bunch of toilet paper in my pantsduckseason
    • thinking no one would notice...duckseason
    • your neighbor probably found your shitty undies and tossed them back overscarabin
    • How embarrassing for your parentsgramme
    • No neighbors behind - just a big empty field.duckseason
    • wow - crazy awesome what you could get away with as a kidpersona_non_grata
    • I think I was in the same class, I remember a boy doing that...ali
    • hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAcruddlebub

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