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- brains0
QBN - "Living vicariously through relatively anonymous internet users' sex lives."
- chrisRG0
pics or it didn't happen
- brains0
You could listen to OSFA, or, you could listen to me. Invite her for drinks, and near the end of the evening, pop one of these:
The next day, tell the wife the sad story of some client broad dropping coma biscuits in your bevvy with this face on:
Tell her you can't possibly think about making food at home, take her out for:
Seem distant, and a little sad, but make sure you "pull through" for her. You're set. Let me know how it goes, my phone number is 778 - XXX - XXXX. Kthxbai.
- ItTango0
This is the kind of thing that should happen to you single blokes, not a married "off the grid" guy like me.
On the other hand, I'll be taking all of this out on the Mrs. tonight!
- harlequino0
You should ask your old f-buddy to pose for a quick head shot, then print out a mask for tonight.
- OSFA0
PICS! PICS! PICS! and p-lease keep us posted...
- ItTango0
@harlequino - see, that's an issue. she hasn't really seen any of my photowork. when she does (and she will) she'll me to shoot her... 'cause she's proud od what the lord done gave her.
that will be interesting.
- "want me to shoot her"ItTango
- And there's your "in," you see.harlequino
- and "out" technically speaking.harlequino
- "want me to shoot her" with a quote like that you are screwed! pun intended.capn_ron
- *waits for infamous 'shot' photo ;)OSFA
- "want me to shoot my load on her tits"elahon
- ItTango0
Ah... this is an evil place. I shall wear my Scarlet Letter proudly!
- zenmasterfoo0
oh this is going to happen....you could plot your decline with a hollywood script son!
just don't forget us when you become famous.
- why do i get the feeling you're sitting back in a recliner eating popcorn?ItTango
- pretzel sticks actually.
zenmasterfoo - pass them!OSFA
- dan53820
I say fuck it and fuck her. She can't say anything anyways.
- ItTango0
text message:
it was weird cing u here! u still hav hair lol! thyr sndng me to ny 4 2 wks. lets get 2gthr aftr holidaz?ok. I have 'til january to relocate.
- she texts like a 13 year old.zenmasterfoo
- but if the cops ask, she's 21.ItTango
- AAAAHHHH! Run now.capn_ron
- Girls who text like that usually do the dirty secks.Gucci
- harlequino0
Your reply:
Weird cing u 2! Bonr went bing! Not only place still have hair lol! Sure aftr holidaz will luv u long time. TTYL
- zing!zenmasterfoo
- haaaa! alas, all i typed was "same here! u look great, btw. c u in january, kim"ItTango
- ahahahadMullins
- way to plant that seed. "you look great" you are spot on with this one.capn_ron
- oh oh... 'you look great'? that's enough to get you laid and for your wife to kick you out. Why? Cuz women knowOSFA
- DELETE THAT SHIT FROM YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!Gucci
- hahahaa. biggest laugh all dayiCanHasQBN
- You are going to hellgjd
- OSFA0
OMG WTF!? What's up with the texting? Is she 15?
She sounds really hot too!
- because she texts like a 15 year old?scarabin
- hahaha i was just saying...OSFA
- she sounds blondemonospaced
- I can see his pointgjd
- ItTango0
She should be in NY later today, gonna be there for 2 weeks. We're gonna' do drinks and updates after the holidays. i promise to provide full text of the evening... 'cause it's fun.
i have, however, regained my cool. the shock of seeing her knocked me off my game for a minute, but i am again "master of my domain".
but just in case she shows up in full "porn star" mode, i've chosen an outfit that should get me home safely...
- duckofrubber0
And then...
- dskz0