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- Khurram0
no to her:
- Khurram0
no to her:
- Khurram0
minger (IMO)
- Khurram0
Yeah, why not
- Khurram0
fuck no, hippy!
- Khurram0
a bit greasy, but yeah
- Khurram0
can't be bovvered anymore
- I'm surprised you had that much stamina.TheBlueOne
- All night long baby 8-)Khurram
- ooohh yeahhh... you and your mouse. WHAT A STUD YOU ARE!!lambsy
- Khurram0
In other news, i bench-pressed 80kg - 5 sets of 5 reps - yesterday. That's a personal best for me.
I know it's not much for most seasonsed lifters, but i'm not a lifter, i'm a combat athlete.
This is still a long way off from benching 1.5x my bodyweight, but a good jump from the 70kg i've been stuck on for the last few months.
Thanks
- This is how I picture you in my head my friend:
http://media.giantbo…TheBlueOne - I wish!Khurram
- I am more like this
http://www.mmaspark.…Khurram - but with a bigger chest.Khurram
- This is how I picture you in my head my friend:
- nicole_marie0
No it is simply because Midwest women - especially those from Michigan are just amazing. Your not crazy it is just the truth. lol
- *grin* I'm starting to feel that way.era4O4
- I'm from Copenhagen, Denmark and married a chick from Michigan...NotByHand
- once you go michigan....nicole_marie
- you never go wesley snipes?ross
- epill0
era404 follow flavorful's 10 steps below for getting laid.
--Most of these techniques I use, you have to have some sort of moral flexibility, and also be willing to not have any type of feelings for anyone else but yourself or they will not work.
01. Tell all of your friends (guys) under 5’10’’ to fuck off and die. They are not worth having as friends (there are exceptions, some exceptions, but very few). Presence anywhere is everything. If you look like you are hanging out in Munchkin Land, you might as well be talking and dancing like you represent the Lollipop Guild.
02. Also, always look like you are having the time of your life (even if you are not), because everyone wants to have the time of their lives so you should convince them by having them convince themselves that by hanging out with you, the distinct possibility of having fun are very real.
03. Dress completely different than everyone else you are with. If all your friends are wearing dress shirts and the like, wear a t-shirt. If your friends are all wearing hoodies, rock a tie. Stand out. Always look like you either take your look incredibly serious, or not at all. Both ends of the spectrum are fine, the middle ground is not.
04. Have almost unattainable standards. Personally, I would rather be alone one nite/weekend then talk to a girl I would ever regret. I joke that I only talk to girls thare are 8, 9 or 10’s on my 1-10 scale. And that an 8 on my scale would be a 14 on anyone else’s. (This also works well because then you can make fun of your friends relentlessly and forever about some of the girls they hook up with, because they can not do the same to you.) P.S. See #8.
05. If afterwards you find that a girl has hotter friends, do not drop her like a bad habit (remember she is still going to be great looking) but behind her back do whatever you can until you run that well dry. Afterwards you are in a very unique position (which more than likely ends horribly ... for them, but sometimes it ends fantastically for you as well [worth the gamble in my book]).
06. Act like you are better than everyone else. I can not stress this enough. Make fun of everyone that is not you, or the person you are talking to. This works in three ways: First, it shows you have a sense of humour (oh yea mask it with humour, mask everything with humour, haha), Secondly, it shows that you only surround yourself with people you feel are in a certain kind of upper echelon, Thirdly, you can tell rite away what type of person she is and how much time you should spend on her (if you even have that choice after some of your comments).
07. If girls want the rite to vote, and be treated as equals in the work place ... they should not expect to have their drinks paid for. Never pay for anyone’s drinks unless you know for sure the favour will be returned. I met girls that were notorious for forgetting their purses in their car, or at the girlfriends house - this is just a ploy (and easily noticed). The first thing you do at that point is forget about them and then laugh later at some other sucker. Also it shows that they do in fact have money, and nine times out of ten do something for income.
08. If you find out later on that the girl was fat in grade/high school, or that they had any work done ... they are dead to you. Always think about the fact that you may end up having kids with them for better or worse. If you are going to hook up, only hook up with the opposite sex that would provide a great looking son/daughter. I have even told some girls that the only reason I talked to them was because they looked like they could hold their own in photos with me. You think that would not work? By all accounts it should not, but it is though ass-backwards compliments that for some unknown reason works (also do it with humour, then they do not know if you are kidding or not because seriously who would want to ever be with someone that narcissitic?)
09. Set goals. Set goals. Set goals. This whole, when you least expect it it falls in your lap shit is for suckers. You should have a best friend who you can trust with your life, to spur you on and challenge you. Healthy competition is great competition. Make goals for the year, the season and the month.
10. This may sound the cheesiest, but girls with boyfriends are fantastic. For one, someone else in the world thinks highly enough of them to date them singularly, so that is some brownie points. And behind every girl, is some guy tired of railing her.
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My cousin (see #9) added this after reading this, and I think it can go in with #2, haha:
At any point in the night someone might be noticing you, so make sure that you don’t make a face you don’t want anyone who might be noticing you to notice.
flavorful
(Sep 13 07, 17:12)- what will people like this do when they are old, still shallow and married to a shallow old hag that has none of the qualities they married them for anymore?nicole_marie
- blog on the internet under the name "kade" I suppose...TheBlueOne
- grow the fuck upcannonball1978
- You're a clown.bort
- era4O40
Well, somehow this thread became about who Khurram would do or not do between work-out sessions, and Eddie and ok_not_ok misunderstood my rant. It's not an issue with getting laid. It's an issue with finding a smart/attractive/sane/single NYC woman SEEKING a long-term relationship. I anticipated this with my initial reply when I invited insults, I suppose. But thanks for those who empathized.
- Seriously dude - match.com Really. It's the best way to weed out the serious from the bar hookup types.TheBlueOne
- It's not foolproof, and it has other downsides, but at least you'll find a pool w/ same interests and commitmentTheBlueOne
- Are you getting laid at least???Khurram
- Thanks, Blue. Yes, Khurram.era4O4
- We joke about it, but my wife and I met through it.TheBlueOne
- Relentlessly?Khurram
- Khurram0
Dude, we get it, you have issues with aspirational women who are more interested in their careers than being in love with you. WE GET IT.
It is a sad state of affairs that you find yourself in.
- MrDinky0
Two methods:
eHarmony
or
Your friend's girl friend / wife / fiance who tells you to suck it.
- TheBlueOne0
New thread: "QBN Chicks that would Do Khurram"
<-- START THREAD -->
khurram: so who would do me?
Jaline: not so much
meg-e: sorry. I thought about it at least for a second..
<-- END THREAD -->
- This works for about 99% of the guys here, not just khurramTheBlueOne
- 99% of the guys at QBN wouldn't do me?? :-(Khurram
- That is correct.TheBlueOne
- et tu TBO??Khurram
- I thought about it?megE
- the thought was virally implanted. doesn't count.lambsy
- Khurram0
^ i'm sorry but i'd like to hear these words from the mouth of meg-e herself. Considering i can bench 80kg for reps...
...meg????
- hahaaha!TheBlueOne
- isn't 80kg like 2 bags of chips?lambsy