The Gym
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- jimzyk0
i don't do the gym very often. i tend to just go running cycling & around the mountains.
but i did go this one time in my college years after smoking a load of grass. it was terrible. got really fucked up. not sure what i was thinking. i looked a bit like that guy up there.. ^^^
- mg330
Kona - you owe it to this thread and any new people here to repost that great story about what you "overheard" while pretending that you were still listening to your ipod when the battery died... Classic awesomeness!
- drgss0
- 50 year old ex-pro gymnast, who does whole body program every time and is friends with everyone, tells you everything about optimal heart rate
- a bunch of teens who occupy the bench press and train one after another for hours
- some impatient dude who can't sit still in-between sets, keeps walking back and forth like a caged animal
- hahaha. i'm one of those caged animals, unfortunately.Gucci
- susannekindt0
no longer belong, got a jack russell, live in Santa Monica so there is no need...
- sublocked0
I never understand how you guys "hear" anything. I put on my headphones and blast some metal or dubstep and get busy working.
That being said, my current gym has basically all of the standard same characters. Seems the "naked old dudes in the locker room" are just as interchangeable as the standard meatheads.
One bonus about my new gym. I frequently see this suuuuper sexy girl from that show "the real world" doing cardio in the morning. Maybe I should start making those crazy workout grunts of scream HIT IT HARD OR GO HOME so she'll notice me?
- yes. do that. it's sheer magnetism for the female species.Gucci
- :DGucci
- GO BIG OR GO HOMETheBlueOne
- tasty0
they guy who kisses the mat for each push-up, and kisses his "guns" when he's done.
- digdre0
drgss
- CygnusZero40
At my gym there's some women, but its mostly meat head faggots. And a lot of those italian queers with their hair blown back.
- mathinc0
haha I do a lot more conditoning hikes out in the mountains than going to the gym but when I do it's always an experience.
1) Oldish super-tan, super-ripped, gym rat/trainer. I like to do the indoor cycling classes so I can sit in the back row and watch ass the whole time (it's like 8: girl to guy ratio!), cheap thrill. But this guy teaches some of the classes and all he plays are 90's power anthems and says things like 'get aggressive!' I don't think I've ever gone to the gym and not seen this guy there.
2) Mid 40's ex-cheerleader: This girl pops into the cycling class every time for only about 20 minutes, comes in 15 min after it starts, says hi to everyone, rides for 20 minutes, makes a big exit.Shes 5 foot even with big boobs... LOVES all the attention. Whore.
3) The Old Guy Crew, I think these guys just stay in the locker room the whole time. I honestly never see them in the gym. But every time I go to the locker room 50% of the guys in there are at least 60 years old and walking around buck naked. I don't know what the hell they do besides show off their untrimmed cockball manes. Maybe they're just closet molesters and they like the free peepshow?
Of course there is a heavy dose of standard meatheads too, but those guys are like strip club announcers, they're the exact same from place to place, completely interchangeable.
- ceiling_cat0
A group of buffed mexicans who threatens to stab you if you're too close to their territory
- TheBlueOne0
*makes note to go back to the gym so I can contribute to thread
- juhls0
2) The kona
- boobs0
Old tennis playing housewives.
- baseline_shift0
i like the chubby, middle aged dudes with the expensive workout gear and the bars and the shakes that barely even break a sweat. They just stand around lookin cool and leaning on machines.
- 7point340
the middle aged fat women, with the make up, perfume and the freshly done press-on nails that walk at a snail's pace on the treadmill never ever breaking a sweat but rather taking up valuable space and oxygen
- e-pill0
there is this chick i think she is part owner, she has the best insane body ever, but her face looks likes bricks and rocks!!!!
- mydo0
chinese women that walk slowly for 20 mins on the treadmill then get a taxi home
- Are they hot?TheBlueOne
- nah, there is some hot ones though. i love how gyms are always covered in mirrorsmydo