The Gym
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- mathinc0
haha I do a lot more conditoning hikes out in the mountains than going to the gym but when I do it's always an experience.
1) Oldish super-tan, super-ripped, gym rat/trainer. I like to do the indoor cycling classes so I can sit in the back row and watch ass the whole time (it's like 8: girl to guy ratio!), cheap thrill. But this guy teaches some of the classes and all he plays are 90's power anthems and says things like 'get aggressive!' I don't think I've ever gone to the gym and not seen this guy there.
2) Mid 40's ex-cheerleader: This girl pops into the cycling class every time for only about 20 minutes, comes in 15 min after it starts, says hi to everyone, rides for 20 minutes, makes a big exit.Shes 5 foot even with big boobs... LOVES all the attention. Whore.
3) The Old Guy Crew, I think these guys just stay in the locker room the whole time. I honestly never see them in the gym. But every time I go to the locker room 50% of the guys in there are at least 60 years old and walking around buck naked. I don't know what the hell they do besides show off their untrimmed cockball manes. Maybe they're just closet molesters and they like the free peepshow?
Of course there is a heavy dose of standard meatheads too, but those guys are like strip club announcers, they're the exact same from place to place, completely interchangeable.