getting fired on purpose
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- ukit
Discuss.
- plash0
i'm very good at it.
- jamble0
Can't be that difficult.
- brains0
Shit + Fridge + Toothpick Flag + Your Signature =
- kona0
"can a cherry bomb really blow up a toilet?"
- acescence0
speaking from experience, it can sometimes be harder than you think
- fooler20
publish a note how you can't stand the company you work for here and include their name.
- designbot0
Send an email to the president complaining about how you hate your job and CC the entire company.
- ********0
^ I did that and didnt work. So I decided to make a web site about it. And that did the trick.
By doing so, you will burn every single bridge out there.
- Pupsipu0
is this even a challenge?
- kgvs720
Go postal.
- ********0
tongue kiss the boss
- MondoMorphic0
At a team dinner at my former company, a colleague of mine repeatedly called our director a slut, bitch, and whore, and in an attempt to balance things out, I told her she was a hot piece of ass and had the ass of an 18 year old. We weren't trying to get fired...but that just made her love us more. We were "in" after that.
- ********0
I did it.
Told my writer partner that I was tired of smile fucking her every morning, and that anything she has to say, say it in an email.
That got me sent to the principal's office rather quickly.He sent me home for the day as a punishment, and just like in high school, I played video games and jerked off twice as much, not learning a single lesson.
When I got back to my desk there was my severance :)
God bless getting fired. I got my money and never had to work with that snail whore again.
- Countryman0
why dont you just fucking quit you pussy
- Countryman0
sounds like this was a good thing.