your last fist fight
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- connector-Y0
I could use a fight, could be fun..must be the testosterone distorting my thinking as it does with all men on a daily basis.
- elDoctor0
This will help you in your day to day
- haha...this is a joke, right?TheBlueOne
- martial art bullshit.TheBlueOne
- this stuff isn't practical for a real fight. only works in the movies. too complex. too much thinking.itsmitch
- Rather the opposite. Your training your body to make these motions as natural as you would touch your nose. I've seen these guys go "for real" and I would not want to be on the receiving end.elDoctor
- it doesn't work that wayTheBlueOne
- looks like it works great as long as the guys you are fighting are coming at you in slow motion. :)lightpattern
- real martial artists make it look easy, but it takes years of hard training to respond like thisAmicus
- HAHAHAHAHA look at the guy in the orange shirt!!!! concentrate on him!Milan
- what a fuckin jokeMilan
- graham4140
Man I wanted to knock this MF out last wednesday. He was all brute strenght but he had a lil bit of intelligent black in him.
I looked so far into his soul, i decided to turn the other cheek. Its weird to hurt someone when you know it wont make a difference.
- what's intelligent black?lambsy
- Means the dude knew all 52 Blocks and shit.TheBlueOne
- This may be the single most gayest thing I have ever read on the internet ... ever.flavorful
- Rand0
don't fistfights chip your black nail polish?
- mistermik0
fought a British gladiator and tony slattery
- noRGB0
Long time ago in high school, we had this school-to-school rivalry with this other school in our county. Our soccer team consistently raped theirs, and they always liked to turn clean games into fights, which we consistently beat their asses in as well.
One weekend, they actually beat us. They had a big keg party at some jock's parents' house on a Saturday night. Me and five of my friends unknowingly ended up at the same party. Started out very cool, "great game as always, guys", then this one fucker comes up to my pal Truck (yup, that's his nickname for a reason..he's a big, tall, quiet type who played goalie), and says, "You Maury bitches are a bunch of shin-kicking faggots." Bad move. Two of my friends started the whole "let's be gay and push each other around for five minutes" routine. The other four of us were like, "Fuck this, there's like 100 of them, let's go." Truck is not having that. He walks away casually, says "Fuck this shit," and walks directly to the keg. We're like, cool, this is over, just calm Truck down. We go over to the keg, to I guess just get beers and carry on with the party. Apparently, Truck saw the keg as a weapon, not a beer dispenser. He picks up the keg, and we've already realized what he's about to do. He hauls the thing over his head, and charges back to the dude who was talking shit. I guess when he friends screamed, "Yo watch out!" it didn't register, as he swiftly caught a massive blow to the head from a keg. Fight breaks out, the four of us who didn't wanna get involved are like, "Look, this is stupid, let's just go." We walk inside, say goodbye to a couple of people, let them know a fight is going on in the backyard, and head out front to our cars.
When we get to the car, Truck is somehow already there, sitting Indian-style on the hood with his shirt ripped to shreds, and blood all over his face and upper-body like some Last of the Mohicans shit. He goes, "They called the cops, I think I killed like three of them."
Truck is still in jail to this day for attempted murder or some shit.
Moral of the story: Soccer is srs bizness, and don't fuck with goalies.
- jail time isn't worth it.epikore
- Yah, that's why the rest of us walked away. Truck was a crazy fuckin dude.noRGB
- Didn't the name "Truck" kinda give that away?TheBlueOne
- how long is he doing time?epikore
- He was in juvie for a year previous to being 18. Then he was in lock-up for a year, now hes back for something else.noRGB
- man. You've got a friend named "truck". You shoulda known.dan5382
- visionary0
'99. a couple friends and I were leaving a bar and saw a chick we knew walking down the street. three guys ran up to her hooting and hollering. so it was on. 3 on 3 brawl. it ended when my friend joe pulled a hunting knife. everyone scattered. walking on my way home the cops pulled up to me and asked "is this the guy that was causing problems down the street?". I said "yes officer, that's the guy who jumped my friend." I sobered up enough for that instance.
- TheBlueOne0
If you want to learn self-defense Senshido is the real deal.
Systema is a joke. Krav Maga is decent, but has a lot of commercialized stupid teachers these days, and doesn't teach the scenario or behavioral training aspects.
- sweet jesusvisionary
- Krav Maga is practical, quick to learn and good for all sorts of physical abilities. I highly recommend it.itsmitch
- Def Krav is good, but some teachers are better than others these days...I prefer the stuff in this video...TheBlueOne
- benfal990
i killed a guy once...
crazy what a punch in the face can do eh! hehe :)
- WhiteFace0
I was happily talking to this Australian chap in Thailand a couple of years ago when he suddenly SLAPPED me round the face - really hard, claiming it was a new "fun" thing and I should pass it on?! As retaliation I punched him in the face as hard as i could. he ran off saying that's not the game & he was getting his friends on me???
I'd forgotten all about it until I saw my friend Bungle (who had very similar hair to me) get knocked out by a crazy Thai giant, he even kneed him in the head on the way down then ran off! he was out cold for nearly 10 minutes - longest 10 minutes of my life i thought the fucker had killed him.
- move0
Last girlfriend. I got my ass whupped. LOL cant be hiting the ladies now can we?
- sounds like you got fisted and didn't put up a fightversion3
- lol @ fisted
sublocked - There aren't any rules that say you can't block dude.connector-Y
- visionary0
they don't teach Senshido anywhere except montreal
- He has some affiliates around..in NY, the UK, Australia...TheBlueOne
- I took two seminars when Rich came to NY..amazing, life changing stuff...TheBlueOne
- plus the vids are top notch material...TheBlueOne
- jpaw610
About a year and a half ago was my last fight. Hopefully my last fight in my adult life.
I worked in a bar all through school and still make a sweet second income bartending one night a week. So it's really slow in there for a friday night and we cut most of our doorstaff (bouncers). It picks up a bit and then out of nowhere a fight breaks out.
Our two doormen were having a hard time separating everyone because pretty much everyone was fighting, a waitress that yelled that they needed help so I went over there and just started bringing people outside.
I get the last guy outside, he say's "I'm cool." Working in bars, the word's I'm cool pretty much mean he's going to turn around and punch you in the face. I still let him go, which was a dumb move on my part.
He turns around, punches me. Is surprised that it doesn't really phase me. I'm not like an action hero or something, but it does really take a lot to knock me down. (Former wrestler, football player, and boxer. But on that subject, please don't judge me because I really don't think I am some sort of badass, just the sports I enjoyed. I really, really hate fighting and I hate people who pick fights. I just give you this example so you have a context as to why I can take punishment.)
Now my brain shuts off and I go after him. Six of his friends end up piling on. The guy who punched me ends up receiving the brunt of my anger. As well as a friend of his who probably weights 150lbs soaking wet. That guy only needed one punch and he was out cold.
Unfortunately, trying to fight the other 4 guys got me in trouble. My face was swollen for a week, and my mouth was cut up bad. I think at some point I was close to being unconsious. I had to be drug in by my manager and our barback.
People think fighting is cool. The customers all were telling me how badass they thought I was. I just think it's stupid and I hope that if the other people who were in the fight could do it again, they would probably just walk away. That's what I should have done when the guy punched me. Even if you "win" the fight, you are still changed, and not really for the better. (Really only applies to bar fights.) I am usually embarrassed for what I have done for the next week or so.
- Rand0
I slapped Christine Keeler with the back of my hand
- kona0
maybe 6 or 7 years ago. i drove almost two hours to meet a couple of my old friends at a shit-hole bar we used to hang out at when we were in our mid 20s. i open the back door and there goes my buddy flying down the stairs followed closely by a couple hispanic fellows. without hesitation i jump in and grab the closest one and get in a few good punches and threw him into the wall. one of his buddies socked me in the jaw and like out of some van damme movie i took him by the head and bashed his face into my knee. just after his nose exploded on my jeans one of his buddies punched me in the kidney. holy shit did that hurt.
i turn to punch him and all i see is this little black plastic thing in his hand. next thing i know the little shit is macing me in the face. i'm sure i screamed like a little school girl but i wasn't alone in my pain for too long. the fucker then maced my buddy, they threw a couple more quick sucker punches and darted out of the bar. we're both struggling to get to out feet and we were pretty much tripping over each other trying to be first into the bathroom.
we bust in and run over to the sinks and start splashing water in our faces. i gotta tell ya. i don't ever wish that shit on anybody (but rick) cause it was the worst pain ever. it felt like my face was burning for a good 30 minutes. so here we are, soaking wet, faces beat red, bloodied and bruised in our nice saturday night closes 2 hours from home.
we ended up drinking for free that night. i guess the hispanic dudes got pretty touchy feely with one of the waitresses and my buddy jumped in to help her, then all hell broke lose. so they bought us drinks and my buddy got the girl. the end.
- good storyepikore
- The badass always gets the girl.ChankD
- pics of the girl?TheBlueOne
- epikore0
Junior High, I was playing ball and threw a ball to some kid's face. He ran at me swinging. I dodged all of this throws, and then slapped him in the face. After that he ran away.
In high school, some kid who was taller and bigger than me was teasing me. I started walking up to me, I got ready and threw him to the ground.
4th grade, I called some kid out for cheating, and he beat me up. I didn't fight back which I regretted.
