your last fist fight
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Long time ago in high school, we had this school-to-school rivalry with this other school in our county. Our soccer team consistently raped theirs, and they always liked to turn clean games into fights, which we consistently beat their asses in as well.
One weekend, they actually beat us. They had a big keg party at some jock's parents' house on a Saturday night. Me and five of my friends unknowingly ended up at the same party. Started out very cool, "great game as always, guys", then this one fucker comes up to my pal Truck (yup, that's his nickname for a reason..he's a big, tall, quiet type who played goalie), and says, "You Maury bitches are a bunch of shin-kicking faggots." Bad move. Two of my friends started the whole "let's be gay and push each other around for five minutes" routine. The other four of us were like, "Fuck this, there's like 100 of them, let's go." Truck is not having that. He walks away casually, says "Fuck this shit," and walks directly to the keg. We're like, cool, this is over, just calm Truck down. We go over to the keg, to I guess just get beers and carry on with the party. Apparently, Truck saw the keg as a weapon, not a beer dispenser. He picks up the keg, and we've already realized what he's about to do. He hauls the thing over his head, and charges back to the dude who was talking shit. I guess when he friends screamed, "Yo watch out!" it didn't register, as he swiftly caught a massive blow to the head from a keg. Fight breaks out, the four of us who didn't wanna get involved are like, "Look, this is stupid, let's just go." We walk inside, say goodbye to a couple of people, let them know a fight is going on in the backyard, and head out front to our cars.
When we get to the car, Truck is somehow already there, sitting Indian-style on the hood with his shirt ripped to shreds, and blood all over his face and upper-body like some Last of the Mohicans shit. He goes, "They called the cops, I think I killed like three of them."
Truck is still in jail to this day for attempted murder or some shit.
Moral of the story: Soccer is srs bizness, and don't fuck with goalies.
- jail time isn't worth it.epikore
- Yah, that's why the rest of us walked away. Truck was a crazy fuckin dude.noRGB
- Didn't the name "Truck" kinda give that away?TheBlueOne
- how long is he doing time?epikore
- He was in juvie for a year previous to being 18. Then he was in lock-up for a year, now hes back for something else.noRGB
- man. You've got a friend named "truck". You shoulda known.dan5382