your last fist fight
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- dasohr0
last worthy fight i remember was me shitfaced trying to help out a buddy who'd been pissing of this horde of local skinhead wankers. anyhow once they beat him to mush it was my turn and they took turns punching me. i was so drunk i just stood there laughing at them, yelling: "alright boys lets take it out. i'll take all of you down one after the other." there were so many my sister got involved who eventually caught a few fists herself. me in all my drunken rage then proceeded to go outside where i was going to pass out some whoop ass, but somehow my drunkenness scared them off and they never came. i was so mad. i was so ready to hurt someone. never even swung a fist.
- TheBlueOne0
Fist fights are dumb. One should never engage in fist fights because they are ultimately ego pissing contests and not worth the candle. Fist fights are about hierarchy and ego and not worth the legal trouble and attendant medical costs. If one is actually fighting to protect life, limb or liberty fighting should involve biting, tearing ears and noses off faces, hair-pulling to head control, testicle twisting, etc. Fists? Not so much.
- Amicus0
for Moluv00 (it's a chuckle)
- Projectile0
Caught a mugger a few years ago in Cape Twon on new years eve. Jumped outta my mate's car and sprinted after him. he dropped the girls bag but i carried on after him, caught him and walloped him a few times.. but not enough to hurt him, just enough to freak him out a bit. that's the closest i've been to a proper fight.
- epikore0
Look at these kids fight, it's less serious when your a kid. More lethal as an adult
- Perfect example of an ego fight. Even adults do the exact same shit.TheBlueOne
- Always look like they're going to kiss before a fight -- like when they stand face to faceitsmitch
- ..by exact same shit I meant body language and posturingTheBlueOne
- It's challenge, test, pretend to disengage, launch attack...standard human behaviorTheBlueOne
- If you know the process you know to throat punch the guy when he goes nose to nose with youTheBlueOne
- OSFA0
4 years ago I think, soccer game gone wrong...
- beachman0
When I was a kid, about 11 years old I was getting picked on a lot by a fat (and strong) kid in class. I was the shortest kid in the class so the big fat kid thought he could pick on me.
I remember it like it was yesterday. The lunch bell had just rung. I had my sandwiches sitting on my desk wrapped up. Big fat kid was poking the pointed end of a steel drawing compass into my sandwiches and taunting me. I snapped. I grabbed the compass out of his hand and without even thinking about it drove the steel point through big kid's hand between the thumb and index finger and into the desk. The fight was on. I fought like a crazed animal. I was surprised at my own strength and fury. He never picked on me again. And neither did anyone else in school.
Yes i fought like a rabid animal and now I am a peaceful designer and use CS4.
- Ha. I had a similar story, but I put the fat kids head through a school window when I had him in a full nelson.TheBlueOne
- No one ever fucked with me after that. I was the "crazy skinny kid who put the other kids head through a window"TheBlueOne
- Carl_Weathers0
I was in plenty of scraps in school from age 10 - 15 but in my last fight I got a busted lip and a cut eye when a girl of about 13 boxed the heads off of me and 3 - 4 of my friends on the quay in Dublin. Crazy bitch.
- Moluv000
Use a sword.
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- moldero0
I think everyone needs a good ass whoopin at least once in their life, you can spot the ones who haven't, they usually run their mouths a lot assuming nothing can hurt them.
- Dancer0
I'm 5'7" – Safe to say that I do not get into fights.... try and avoid them. Except on the Rugby pitch or when I was at school.
I am a black belt in Karate as well, but enjoyed this for the discipline and fitness
- moth0
Funny how everyone in this thread won the fight.
- Knuckleberry0
I have never been in a fight. I got in a few shouting matches though which usually ended when I spit in the peoples face and acted all crazy. They walked away. I had a guy apologize about 5 minutes later.
I have a bit of the crazies.
- cannonball19780
ps ill fight any one of you pansy web designers. yeah you hears me. grab your copy of CS4 out of your ass you mouth breathign pussies baaaaaa /lkhs;ldfjgha;sfjgb
- ha ha ha you are amusing. I'll take the pepsi challenge lets throw down!connector-Y
- cannonball19780
tough
- centro0
not even sport.
This is sport:
- GeorgesII0
more or less 8 years ago in montreal,
some cunt threw a bottle of beer on a car...
- cannonball19780
gay. lets hear the current shit