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  • kult0

    This is more about a friend Dan I had growing up, who had a batshit insane former-javelin-throwing-gigantic father.

    He had this thing, if anyone ever telephoned the house after 9:30pm, he'd lose it. Really lose it. He'd go off on whoever it was (could have been a dying relative, etc).

    So this other kid we know schemed up the clever idea to call Dan's dad at 10:00. So he did.. but hung up before the guy could launch his verbal offensive. Not to me undermined, his dad waited until the next time one of Dan's friends came over. Only, he really didn't seem to give a shit who it was, or if they were even remotely connected to calling his house.. so when this kid Marc shows up with his Nissan NX and they're chilling in Dan's room, his dad walks outside, opens the car door, lifts up both seat cushions, and unloads about 20 pounds of dead fish he caught out in the ocean. Closes them up, closes the door, and merrily walks back inside.

    "Justice served" or something, and that car was never right again.

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