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- ukit
Do you stay in touch? Friends, enemies, what?
- instrmntl0
enemies
- doesnotexist0
yes and no
- ********0
both. depends on which one.
- airey0
yes.
- airey0
doubly so if they're also family.
- orangecrunch0
save her number and in 6 months to a year pretend
to be the guy you know shes looking for and then slam groins.then get in an argument over what you broke up over. rinse and repeat for 2 years.
- Kiggen0
friends
- identity0
shes hard to avoid at family reunions
- fooler20
thanks to facebook I've been befriended by many exs. Some still look hot, some are still as crazy. My wife tried to become facebook friends with one of them and she go the response "go fuck yourself".
- hahahahahahahahamarchelo
- me too. lol. what's up with all my ex's friend requesting me. I denied all of them of course.section_014
- svenreed0
depends.
ex-a: still puts out, ill keep her close by.
ex-b: hardly put out. i wont call her on her birthday.key to this is in the verbs tense.
- ukit0
Just found out one of my exes is getting married - to a guy who is the spitting image of me (we went out like 10 years ago). Kind of weird!
- fucking dopplegangersvenreed
- you went out with the dude she's marrying 10 years ago?airey
- hahahahafooler2
- maybe it's you, from the future.Daithi
- which means that you have access to a time machine which is greatDaithi
- plus you're getting married - congrats!Daithi
- Not only does the guy look like me, he's the exact same ethnicity, and also a designer.ukit
- does he also favour the cock in the ring?airey
- Not sure, probably.ukit
- I know you won't believe it's true, I only went with her 'cos she looks like you. - Jarvis Cockerburnt
- rosem0
friends.
- TheBIueOne0
friends with most, and one special bitter evil stalker of an ex-girlfriend
- For those who are unfamiliar here's an old synopsis:
http://www.theminibl…TheBIueOne - I got a text message from her last weekend asking "RU horny?"TheBIueOne
- awesome. txt her back a line from American Dad:airey
- "Do me a solid and leave my name out of the suicide note". see what response you get!airey
- No, I texted her back "Are you dead yet?"TheBIueOne
- Strange.kgvs72
- For those who are unfamiliar here's an old synopsis:
- boobs0
There's no such thing as an "ex-girlfriend." If you're thinking about things properly, there is no such thing. "Ex-girlfriend" is a term for losers. The proper phrasing is "woman I haven't had sex with recently."
- Um, sure. Ok. whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night is cool.TheBIueOne
- ahh boobs dude, maybe you need some sleep.airey
- Amicus0
ex girlfriends who are the mother of (or some of) your children are the worst. Karma is going to get her, and when it does I'm sure it will ring me first so I can get my whole family ringside seats.
- have you been drinking?TheBIueOne
- no, but now that you've mentioned it – that wasn't the best use of the english language I've ever managed.Amicus
- hahahasea_sea
- MondoMorphic0
I rarely stay friends with exes because there were ALWAYS really good reasons why I didn't want to be around them...which is why they are exes to begin with.
- 5timuli0
Intermittently. Once every drunken while. Via email. Friends of course.
- Amicus0
Oh, c'mon Mondo. What about if you realise you don't love her? I mean then you quickly break up, go down the video store and tell the hot blonde at the counter you're single. You know the one your flatmate had been trying to score with for 3 months. Later that night you're shagging like crazy and your flatmate can't sleep. He moves out 2 weeks later and you've solved all your problems and are still friends with the ex.
- this man. this man has been drinking or huffing solvents. move along, there's nothing to read here...airey
- i think it's the flu and lack of sleep... although it does seem to make sense if you read it really slowly.Amicus
- hahaha. keep writing, i'm enjoying you're inFLUenced shenanigans.airey
- see what i did there.airey
- see, it works better when you don't point it out. Then the clever bunnies can pat themselves on the back.Amicus
- BusterBoy0
My ex-GF is now a porn star. Her name is...oh, sorry wrong forum.