Fertility
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- sherman
Any tips on how to "load" up? Seems we've been trying to long for the next baby (wife says). Maybe I need to lay off the weed and wake up the lil swimmers.
I know some of your pron freaks use some Chilean snake venom or some shit.
What do the pron stars use?
- ********0
Sheman:
I find that nine or ten cups of coffee really gets the boys jumping.
- ********0
just dont do it for 3 days
- Gordy220
Pornstars use Zinc, I think.
- mg330
What do the pron stars use?
Most big budget films use a small tube running up the side of the shaft away from the camera, covered in synthetic skin and, run down the thigh to the floor. It's preloaded with the substance (not revealed in the document), and another person off camera controls the flow and explosive qualities of the blast. Apparently they use some kind of C02 charged air pump to force the liquid substance through the tube. Actresses can request a variety of flavors including vanilla, strawberry, and peach.
So, that's not going to help you increase your fertility, but it will at least let you know how things work in the industry.
- OMG stunning but not surprising.
*must find new herossherman - mg33 knows too much about porn production. far too much.TheBlueOne
- I don't buy it. The girl/guy deep throating that shit could cut her throat all up from the plastic tube.elahon
- Dude, if they're going this far wiht a ruse, they're not using plastic that can "cut up"mg33
- i call bullshit
i do know someone in the industry though that says they use pina colada mix as fake semenscarabin - spooscarabin
- OMG stunning but not surprising.
- ********0
Pornstars aren't trying to get anyone pregnant.
Long-lasting wood <> get babies
- HAHA! Hi folgers. did you sign up just to make that comment?baseline_shift
- it's an invasion7point34
- 2cents0
Some things you can try.
- Acupuncture
- Stay off the greens (it reduces your motility and can increase morphology) not to mention it can mess with chromosomes.
- Drink less coffee, maybe switch it up to green tea
- Have a healthy regular diet
- Take vitamins, omega 3, multi-vitamins, etc.You can also look into IUI, one procedure will run you around 500-1200 depending on your drug coverage.
Best of luck Jamie!
- TheBlueOne0
Get drunk. Have sex in the backseat of the car. Get caught by cops if possible.
- dropdown0
Do you want me to take care of it for you?
- kona0
there are a ton of rules/guidelines to follow.
timing: timing is key. your wife has a small window of opportunity a certain number of days after her monthly friend shows up and is gone.
food: gotta eat the right foods. google high fertility foods and eat up.
boxers or briefs: wear boxers from here on out. some studies say briefs choke your boys and cut down on swimmer count.
detox: maybe detox your system for 10-15 days with a natural, over the counter type from whole foods.
good luck and happy stabbings.
- happy stabbings, best salutation ever!sherman
- LOLkona
- Timing is def key. You really only have 2-3 days max where it's going to happen or not. Sperm can live up to 36hrs.2cents
- scrap the detox, it's all a big scam. seriously.mikotondria3
- locustsloth0
no caffiene, no drugs and make sure she knows her cycle
- sherman0
ok I got it, start doing everything the opposite I'm currently doing and it should work out. Ill check back in a month or so.
- ********0
You people advising no coffee are ruining my day.
Also, don't worry about the timing of the cycle. Just fuck every day. Maybe even twice a day. Just keep in mind, any porn acrobatics - like seeing if you can get a blast into each eye, will decrease the chances of conception.
- Everything I've been taught was a lie?dropdown
- sadly, yes.TheBlueOne
- *swallows blue pill.dropdown
- killthefish0
I think wondering if something that's always been the way it is is a symptom of the environment our generation grew up in is a symptom of the environment our generation grew up in.
- I think people need to stop secretly switching me out for all kinds of other different shit.********
- is there an echo in here?locustsloth
- you are not you coffeekillthefish
- motherfuck i left an r sitting here on my deskkillthefish
- I think I'm having a handjob day.********
- I think people need to stop secretly switching me out for all kinds of other different shit.
- hans_glib0
7.34 is right. stop trying. rediscover how much fun shagging is, rather than a duty.
if you both relax the sex will be better and who knows...?
- Mimio0
"I just don't like your uterus...."
- mikotondria30
I'm starting to think Im a jaffa- me and the mrs are always at it with no protexion and nothing, for well over a year.