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- kona0
also. after you drop your load into her cavern make her do a handstand and let gravity take it's course.
- zarkonite0
Your body built up its complete supply of spermadites before the age of 16... you're just using up your stock, like women and their eggs. Maybe this can help you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spe… ... but you should do like any honorable man would and blame your wife =)
- ETM0
- _niko0
Take her to Cuba, worked for us on our first try.
- communism turns her on?Jnr_Madison
- No, towel boys do.ETM
- All that heat...juhls
- scarabin0
cold doesn't increase sperm count, it's just that too much heat can damage sperm
two different concept
- ninjasavant0
cold temperatures increase sperm count. When native american tribes wanted to shellac the glacknoid to a birthing result they would dip their testicles in cold water prior to the act.
- what man, regardless of culture, would dip their nards in ice water before fuckingscarabin
- d_rek0
I heard penetration increases your chances.
- kezza_20
oh and that wifi... turn it off when your not using it
- whendog0
I heard cowgirl increases your chances
- 7point340
move to an area that has an active milk delivery route
- intentionally disconnect your cable and call for repairs?locustsloth
- Don't forget the mailman.ETM
- kezza_20
dude seriously heat damages the boys.
the amount of chefs that are infertile because of standing in front of ovens all day.
Oh and be careful about those docs, they said I was "challenged" went to the top chap in the UK, said there was nothing wrong whatsoever.
- ETM0
You and your wife need to decide that you never want kids. The moment you decide you don't want kids, you always seem to get pregnant.
:P
- fooler20
Wife asked her doctor about our hot tub and she said that's last on her list of why we haven't got one past the goalie.
- kezza_20
just had mine counted.
its amazing what you reveal on the internet.
flying colours.
- fooler20
THANK YOU!
We've been trying for a year now too. The scheduled sex is no fun at all, it's like punching a clock. HAHAHAHA.
Next step is me going to get my boys counted. Not looking fwd to fappin in a doctors office.- better than a doctors orifice.Jnr_Madison
- believe me, been there, right up there.Jnr_Madison
- depends on the doctorfooler2
- Jnr_Madison0
Turkey Baster.
- kezza_20
having been there
no coffee
no beer
no fags
no saunassex every other day
lots of brazil nuts and all that
go commandosimples
- I would never had you down as a sauna man.Jnr_Madison
- no the gay turkish type, more the hetrosexual swedish medicinal types :)kezza_2
- no fags, no brazil nuts...
i don't think you can get a tranny pregnant7point34
- mikotondria30
I'm starting to think Im a jaffa- me and the mrs are always at it with no protexion and nothing, for well over a year.
- Mimio0
"I just don't like your uterus...."