April Fools Threesome.
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- bulletfactory0
if you almost shot a load just thinking about it, you're not ready.
- Fuck off!
I almost shot a load just reading about him thinking about it.HAYZ1LLA
- Fuck off!
- kona0
so when you say "i broke up with the bitch" what you really meant was "i punctured a hole in her and threw her in the trash then immediately ordered a new one from chunkyassdolls.com"
am i following here?
- coco_ono0
or maybe she meant this
- version30
you can't even have a twosome now...
- juhls0
She got you.
- JayCee0
YES! I'm proud of you for breaking up with her. That was fucking uncalled for.
- CALLES0
now tell her you broke off for her own good... you just got your test back and you have a terrible STD
- 7point340
oh... yeah... sorry, um did she look confused when you broke up with her?
i was actually the one that sent that message
- plash0
could have omitted the body functions.. last thing i want to envision is you shooting a load!! gross dude.. gross..
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- sorry but its was true. hehePIITB
- JayCee0
you can't fuck with peoples emotions like that.
- Stugoo0
mate well played, she fuckin baited you into it.
- PIITB0
lol jk, i didnt break up with her but I totally wanted to.
- e-pill0
yeh dinks your girlfriend just called me saying she is now available!!
thanks for dumping her!!! she now really wants to have a 3some!!!yay!!!
*moonwalks!!!!
:P
- jamble0
Tell her you had one last year for your birthday ...
- fyoucher10
....half a chubby. Ha! Never heard that one before...
- pistollero0
There is a saying:
"Every joke has a little bit of true in it"Take her back and work on it instead!
- i was just kidding about breaking up, i posted that 4 posts up.PIITB
- Great, one less problem then! Just work on itpistollero
- OSFA0
Text her back and tell her you are gay.