April Fools Threesome.
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- PIITB
So my birthday is coming up and my girlfriend texts me "Wanna have a threesome for your birthday"? I immediately got half a chubby and texted her back asking her if she was serious, and not even thinking that today is April Fools. She had me going for like 4 minutes and I almost shot a load just thinking about it, anyway to make a long story short I broke up with the bitch because that is just plain cruel.
- JayCee0
YES! I'm proud of you for breaking up with her. That was fucking uncalled for.
- CALLES0
now tell her you broke off for her own good... you just got your test back and you have a terrible STD
- 7point340
oh... yeah... sorry, um did she look confused when you broke up with her?
i was actually the one that sent that message
- plash0
could have omitted the body functions.. last thing i want to envision is you shooting a load!! gross dude.. gross..
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- sorry but its was true. hehePIITB
- JayCee0
you can't fuck with peoples emotions like that.
- Stugoo0
mate well played, she fuckin baited you into it.
- PIITB0
lol jk, i didnt break up with her but I totally wanted to.
- e-pill0
yeh dinks your girlfriend just called me saying she is now available!!
thanks for dumping her!!! she now really wants to have a 3some!!!yay!!!
*moonwalks!!!!
:P
- jamble0
Tell her you had one last year for your birthday ...
- fyoucher10
....half a chubby. Ha! Never heard that one before...
- pistollero0
There is a saying:
"Every joke has a little bit of true in it"Take her back and work on it instead!
- i was just kidding about breaking up, i posted that 4 posts up.PIITB
- Great, one less problem then! Just work on itpistollero
- OSFA0
Text her back and tell her you are gay.
- johnnyklebitz0
i think i'll try this on my girlfriend... if she get's excited about the idea, i'll drop that slut.
- PIITB0
I have to plan something really good to get her back now.
- CALLES0
get back at her by posting her number here!
- PIITB0
she's home sick right now. Maybe ill have someone call her as her doctor and tell her she has the hiv.
- OSFA0
DO IT!
- Mal0
He problem is when she offers that threesome and the third is another dude.
- morilla0
Get back at her by sleeping with another girl.wwww
- DownHill0
the threesome is him moving back with his parents tonight