colon cleansing
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- scarabin_net0
i did the lemon master cleanse for 20 days. lost like 15 pounds.
as for colon cleanses, you're not gonna get less fat by dropping an extra turd.
- pascii0
drink at least 2 litres of water daily. eat fruit, 5 times. skip diner 2 times a week. avoid too much caffeine and transfats. use lemonjuice instead of vinegar when u make a salad. start exercising and something like yoga or gi gong. go outside daily for at least an hour. have a healthy relationship and see your friends as often as possible. but take time for yourself. meditate sometimes to let it all go. make trips and hikes ond weekends. these are my tips for a healthy life.
- fuck. that's too much work.VectorMasked
- but that's the waypascii
- friends are overrated after age 30.mikotondria3
- this reminds me of that radiohead song in the robot voice... "cry at movies.."nicole_marie
- scarabin_net0
you do realize after about the third day that the human race completely overblows the importance of food, and everyone else begins to look like fucking food junkies around you.
the grossest part about it is watching your friends act like heroin addicts over a burger, then feel like shit after they subject themselves to actually eating it
- i think you all do that because you never learned the concept of food and cooking?pascii
- actually my second career choice was chef, i'm a fine cookscarabin_net
- so how can u say something against the importance of food?pascii
- i said its importance was overblown, not that it wasn't importantscarabin_net
- epikore0
It's pretty gross if it's true that most people with huge pot bellies are walking around with a lot of turd in their mid section.
- It's not - the belly is a store of fat under the skin in a big pocket. Lose weight overall and it will go. There are no magic bullets or shortcuts.mikotondria3
- bullets or shortcuts, and it's not a huge plastering of turd on the bowel wall..mikotondria3
- Oh, I thought it was like shrimpepikore
- hahaha********
- hahah.
mikotondria3
- kld0
- vaxorcist0
When I lived in India, I lost weight due to the Dysentary Diet Plan..... I loved to eat whatever I wasn't supposed to, like street vendor food, damn those masala dosai were good!
- harlequino0
There really is this community of people who are either distrustful of doctors and/or think they have one up on medicine with these types of things.
A friend of mine almost died last year because she felt these homoepathic remedies were the way to go, when she had an ailment easily treatable by doctors. She looked like death and her husband was letting it happen. We actually looked into intervention assistance, but luckily her mother dragged her to a hospital.
I'm not saying there aren't plenty of revitalizing agents in all manners of fruits, plants, etc. Makes total sense. But thinking that one thing is a cure-all or a magical ticket to weight loss is being really fuckin gullible.
- scarabin_net0
i watched a movie about ayurveda
ayurveda is some fucked-up cave-man shit.
- blaw0
It's the latest bit of marketing genius: Diet? Exercise? Leave those avenues to the chumps. Because now you can shit your way to a thinner, more beautiful you!
- Let's create a social networking tool based on this. We can call it...
Shitter™.harlequino
- Let's create a social networking tool based on this. We can call it...
- ********0
btw, fibers give you gas, seriously thats what they don't tell you
- CALLES0
colon cleansing parties! i think i have something here... BYOH
(bring your own hose)
- grunttt0
i once ate some bad pork which resulted in bit of a colon cleanse. I lost 10 pounds in 12 hours.
- sigg0
I forget what it's called but this is a great 4 week clense.
daily here is what you ONLY drink.
32oz distilled water
2oz lemon juice
cayenne pepper (I think)
2 or 3 tbspn organic maple syrupMix all this shit together into a 36oz plastic water bottle and this is what you drink each day.
at night you drink an herbal laxative and 8oz of water with a few tablespoons of sea salt.
in the morning you shit your brains out some of the nastiest stuff you've ever seen in your entire life. it is a total system and colon cleanser.
the above serving sizes and materials might be totally off. i forget what the system is called but some super famous trainer from california makes everyone he trains (celebs) do this for 4 weeks before he touches them.
i did it and i dropped 18lbs. and felt like i had SO much more energy. my complexion cleared up and my body felt so much better.