Those 2 mormon guys
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- mikotondria3
have just ridden past my window like they do most every day about this time.
They used to walk by, and sometimes to slightly trendier looking one would be walking about 10 yards ahead of the other, younger one who is a slightly larger fellow, who often looked sad.
I used to imagine that the older guy would verbally abuse the big one on the way home from Mormon school or wherever they go, and by the time they got to my house he'd just walked ahead in 'disgust' at the fat one not being a good enough mormon or something.Might put some atheist signs up in the yard, try to tempt them in for a bit of a chat about spinoza etc.
- JayCee0
don't eat, don't sleep just stands by the window all day with his AK.
- coco_ono0
haha spinoza...that would be fantastic
- designbot0
Atheism is about as far-fetched as Mormonism, so you guys may have something to talk about :P
- [ looks up, peering over glasses...]
Ahem... Excuse me, sir ?mikotondria3 - excuse the sarcasm...it's rare that I get the opportunity to be on the offensive :)designbot
- this makes no sense.DrBombay
- how so Dr.b?designbot
- so believing in no fairy tales is the same as believing in wild ones...DrBombay
- Yes. Because Atheism assumes certain things about the universe and essentially has it's own "fairy tales" to use your words.designbot
- no it doesn't at all.DrBombay
- Assumptions? You believe a guy created 2 people out of clay!DrBombay
- Assumptions you believe our massive complicated universe was the result of natural blind forces and chance.designbot
- demonstrably it is so... Complexity arises from simple laws. Try it.mikotondria3
- and we don't BELIEVE that, we are hinted by empircal evidence... our minds can change as new data is brought to light.zarkonite
- to light... which is way more than I can say about people who believe in invisible people.zarkonite
- Atheism has no belief system. Complexity arises from simplicity. This is fact.duckofrubber
- i got thrown out of boreders for putting the bible in the fiction section********
- Mormonism is about a guy who read gold leafed tablets through looking stones.. but you're saying that not believing in shit you can't seemathinc
- see.. is just as far-fetched?!? wtf?!mathinc
- Haha @Etypeeating_tv
- lol, Etype!pizzafire
- designbot has gotta be trolling.animatedgif
- haha wow...people really freaked out here and didn't read the second commentTheMagicSheep
- screw the second comment \. i'm drunk! atheist does not say but simply stats that its possible the universe was created out of chaos! Big fuking bang!pango
- chaos and big fucking bag!. it's a theory! nothing is true unless it's the resault can be repeated. !pango
- Pango. Out! peace! i'ma gonna find me a burrito.pango
- Atheists are as complusive as mormons in forcing their assumptions to other people.Beeswax
- [ looks up, peering over glasses...]
- ********0
Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
- TheBlueOne0
Athiests didn't look in a hat at golden, glowing slabs to talk to a supreme diety, only to have those slabs and hat disappear later...
- yes...translating each letter one...by one......must have been tedious.designbot
- haha...TheBlueOne
- SteveJobs0
isn't this the name of a sitcom?
- In a perfect universe, it would beTheBlueOne
- [canned laughter, jaunty music with lead piccolo melody..Character stills appear over applause..]mikotondria3
- an outline of similarly clad gentleman slowly comes into focus as the title sequence rollsversion3
- zenmasterfoo0
I read "Under the Banner of Heaven" last year. The polygamist fundamentalists in the religion are fucked up.
- mikotondria30
ok, I'm going to make an anti-mormon yard sign and put it up tomorrow (if my wife will let me).
Now we get quite a bit of traffic on our street, which is in the middle of a quite staunchly christian town, in a flyover midwestern state, so it can't be too offensive or my house will be bombed...
Any mormon-specific ideas ?
Im not trying to genuinely upset and break them at this point, I just want to tempt them in, with maybe a touch of righteous indignation and a need to make me see their particular 'light'..- Even better, pretend to be a Jahovah's Witness and engage them in witty banter...TheBlueOne
- ********0
They wear magic underwear, joseph smith plagiarized his texts from some egyptian writings, they believe that only 120k people will be admitted to heaven...
- <that last bit is i think is judaism mixed with jehova's witness, who are all just as crazyspifflink
- SteveJobs0
"Get a brain Mormans"
- oh yes... Slightly too web memey for them, I think. They do have 60 year old man side parted haircuts..mikotondria3
- Ha! That was good...how about: "Get a bran, Mormans!"TheBlueOne
- hahahaMeeklo
- mikotondria30
...It's an awesome short film, that - where he finally lays him out, it's got all the subtexts of divine retribution, the bullying of the authoriy figure etc..
- love it.grunttt
- Big love in little china?SteveJobs
- my own private utah.grunttt
- *lol'd. That's properly funny, that. Not just the usual trite banter we get on here. That was clever and funny. Yes.mikotondria3
- attentionspan0
i used to share an office with a mormon for a week. She was pretty out there.
- Knuckleberry0
I ask to see their "special" undies
- Nairn0
I remember, in the heartland of the Basque countryside, in some small village - a brace of be-neated Mormons, transplanted from the American heartland, walking pleasantly along with their briefcases, radiating an irksome form of nice.
'twas odd.
- Meeklo0
Don't be offensive to them man, as much as I hate to generalize, the few I know, are nice people, I will occasionally get a weird look if I order a beer during dinner at a restaurant, but it's not their fault, they have just being educated like that since kids.
Unless they are mean to you, there is no reason to be mean to them, and even if they were to be mean to you, its your chance to show them you are better than them by showing them proper social behavior with an example.
- TheBlueOne0
They ARE nice. Too nice. Too fucking nice.
- I want to fuck them allrayborn3000
- their girls are nice, i haven't figured whygraficus
- ********0
A couple came to my door in the mission in SF and I more or less told them they were in the wrong city.
- Mimio0
Good natured fun. They're just out spreading the gospel to bring an end to the world and have Jesus return in a triumphal battle.
Mark my house as "goat" on your map numbskull.