Those 2 mormon guys
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- attentionspan0
I agree they seem nice.
Until you choose a certain subject, then they act like robots on soda.
- mikotondria30
Absolutely I totally agree, Meeklo - although I think I recall swearing at you during some other 'religious' type debates on here - you're right, I really do strive to never initiate any ill-will toward my fellow man, and would never just set out to try to bully these kids.
It's funny, I'm really a fanatical atheist at this point, but every saturday morning the Jehovah's witnesses come round to give me their little pamphlet and exchange pleasantries. The poor guy must be about 80 years old, and looks deathly ill - like stage 4 cancer ill, I don't think he's got more than 2 or 3 months left, bless him - so I take the pamphlet, nod encouragingly while he gives me a brief run-down of whats in it this week - famine, family values, etc, and he wishes me a good day, and god bless, and it's a pleasant few moments. I don't feel it would be right of me to disrespect the actions of an old man by arguing the toss with him, he's a pleasure to speak with, and I mind my manners and say thank you very much, like a gracious mature adult.
If Im on teh interweb I'll call anyone a cunt who disagrees with me, cause I'm a prissy little bitch.- There's a special place for you in Athiest Heaven.TheBlueOne
- I kindly tell the JWs that their pessimism isn't welcome at my home.Mimio
- That's what I miss about being an atheist. I used to love the life-after death stuff.mikotondria3
- You can believe in the coming human-computer Singularity.TheBlueOne
- oh yeh, yeh I do - I forgot.
Cool, thanks tbo..mikotondria3
- Meeklo0
Can you imagine 2 mormon guys at a bar, trying to pick a fight with the meanest looking fellow at the pool table?
Mormon1 : Who the fuck here doesn't believe that the garden of eden was here in america? huh? hey you.. with the tattoos and the hells angels jacket.. I'm talking to you pal
Mormon2: (cracks knucles)
now that would be a sitcom I would watch...
- I like where you are going with this ... and I just read Riding with the Devilrayborn3000
- blaw0
I pulled up to a red light once and two young men on their Mission were standing there. One immediately starts chatting me up about motorcycles, which is, admittedly, an easy subject on which to get me started.
Friendly fellow, he seemed genuinely interested in bikes and it got me to thinking: How much easier would it be to recruit people for your religion if one tenant mandates they hit the road on a motorcycle for a couple of months.
- grunttt0
i once had 2 jehovah witnesses knock on my door at my old apartment. when I opened the door my cat made a run for it to which I blurted "god damn it!" They helped me catch the cat, smiled and told me to have a nice day.
- you know somebody said "fuck you" to me on the street and didn't care, but would Jesus care?rayborn3000
- hahaha, piss off gttt, no need for the likes of you in the afterlife.blaw
- i was reacting to the cat getting out, not to the jehovah witnesses.grunttt
- grunttt0
on a another occasion I was home alone (i was 14-15 years old). I happened to see 2 mormon guys approaching the house. I hid while they knocked on the door. They knocked a few times then paused then I heard one check the knob to see if it was locked (it was). I was way too high to say anything though.
- wow. that's the very definition of intent-to-trespass.mg33
- breaking and entering by mormons?********
- yeah - i always regretted not confronting them.grunttt
- You can't trust his story, he admits to being high.rayborn3000
- ..forgive those who trespass against you. Duh.mikotondria3
- mg330
You definitely need to be wearing this hat no matter what you do:
- TheBlueOne0
You know what's better than discussing Mormons on a design forum? Discussing them on a body building forum:
- Mimio0
Ask them if they like Glen Beck.
- Is that some kind of trick question for Mormons?TheBlueOne
- That would be asking them if they like the Osmonds.Mimio
- grunttt0
if they ever knock on your door you should invite them in like you were totally expecting them - then proceed to give them a lesson on how to do "the robot"
- TheBlueOne0
Huh. Just as I suspected.
- oh that's gold..mikotondria3
- hahahahagrunttt
- i've dated a couple. i guess since they were freaky they no longer qualified as 'mormon' though, even though they didn't know it.spifflink
- mg330
Yeah, I'd invite them in but just make sure it's a total den of sin: bongs everywhere, nude pictures cut out and pinned on the wall, adult movie playing loudly.
- designbot0
I once went to a Mormon wedding. Actually, it was the reception as the actual ceremony only a select few people are allowed to attend...and the attendees have to be Mormon.
As my wife and I entered the church, they had every room in the place closed off except for a very small hall which led to the main chapel. There were Mormons at every end of the church to make sure that nobody was allowed to enter into the forbidden parts. What I remember distinctly is how many rooms this church had, every direction you turned there seemed to be another hall with rooms upon rooms. It was all pretty bizarre.
- Meeklo0
Ok so lets plan the sitcom:
The show is going to be called:
"Those 2 Mormon Guys"
and it will air on ABC.The music for the show would be this:
And it will describe on each episode, the adventures of the 2 missionaries riding their bikes to sketchy dive bars, crack houses, gang territories, and other locations with high criminal activities, trying to convert people to the word of the lord, by using strict, pure old school violence.
I would love the show to be directed by robert rodriguez and tarantino. with a B movie look.. lots of blood, and violence.
Brother Joseph and Brother Smith.
At the beginning of each show, you will see them wearing impeccable white shirts, but that will not last...
They will always carry their bible, customized with heavy iron tip for defense, and in between commercials they can give tips to the audience on how to fight bare knuckle style.
My 2 choices for the mormon actors:
MMA Fighter Brock Lesnar
Soccer star Vinnie Jonesthoughts?
- This sounds very...involved..for something you just thought up...TheBlueOne
- well, I just did..
I would love to see itMeeklo
- VectorMasked0
I agree with Meeklo's initial comment.
Mormons are very nice people.
But they are SO nice it's pretty intimidating, creepy, horrifying, spine-chilling, eyebrow-rasing, sack-shrinking.
- Meeklo0
^
I think any person that is way too involved with religion is:
creepy/ horrifying/ spine-chilling, etc...no matter what religion, specially the ones that are always trying to convert you to whatever is their choice.
- VectorMasked0
^ Exactly. +1. It's so disrespectful to do that regardless of beliefs.
This is why Mormon are a little creepy and why people find them to be intrusive and some even obnoxious. They are wired to be on the lookout for new recruits. It's their duties as members of their church to never wast the opportunity to religiously seduce a new recruit.
- I don't necessarily agree with that, you can be from any religion and not be a fanatic looking for convert people overMeeklo
- TheBlueOne0
*wishes more Jamaicans would wander around trying to convert people to Rastafarianism
- ********0
if your gonna go all balls out about not believing in god you may as well join a cult.
I don't believe in god but I don't feel a need to call myself an "atheist", just seems like people still trying to fill a hole left in their life by taking religion out of it.The whole point of not believing in god is to fill your time with useful stuff, not arguing with religious people about religion
- who called them self an atheist?DrBombay
- that is a word that religious people call us.DrBombay
- I prefer "godless heathen" myself...when I want to piss off relig-o-bots I say I'm an agent of satanTheBlueOne