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For Better or Worse, 'Resident Evil 5' Exposes Racism
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picking up my copy in 3 hours... i miss having the crazed headset of keeping my ink ribbon in a slot for saving instead of more herbs or bullets and frantically dodging lickers and spiders and giant beast frogs and zombie dogs and acid spitting plants and infected crows and rats and bats and stupid scientists who inject themselves with their crazy formula and
wwwhat?!?! what is it!!?! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! no, it's jam!!! now jill why dont you go and check around, i'll be staying here and licking this!!! thanks barry!!! enjoy the jam!!! rawr!!! barry1?! barry1!?!? lookout jill!!! let me take care of this!!!!!!! wait jill before you go take this!!! since you are the master of masterbation you can use this dildo!!! thanks barry!!! rawr!!!
hahaha cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- SteveJobs0
wwuuuhhh-wooah, we almost had ourselves a
JILL SANDWICH!!!!111!!
- e-pill0
its in the ps3... the intro is scary!!!
...i died 47 times already in the first 4 minutes...
- SteveJobs0
oh fuck, i'll definitely be using cheats for this bitch.
- SteveJobs0
ok, here's my initial reaction about an hour into it:
1) motion sickness!
2) ghey loading screens
3) my 'partner' ganks the precious ammo before i can get to it
4) seems to be more survival, less horror
5) i hope it gets darker (literally and figuratively)
6) kinda fumbling with the controls - prolly from playing gta iv so muchoverall, re4 is still better... so far.
- i agree!! lets play re1 and see who can get the rocket launcher first, also in under 2.5 hours.e-pill
- also sometimes the more obivious things to take she doesnt but allows you to break it open...e-pill
- ...but then she swoops in and takes it for herselff...e-pill
- if you fill in all her slots she cant grab anything...or its really limited.e-pill
- ok that last note sounds really sexual...e-pill
- e-pill0
i miss the acting... this girl does take all the ammo first and wastes it faster than i can access my inventory without dieing first... the cunt!!
Jill look out it was a Giant Snake, and ittttsss poisonous!!! Hang in there!!! rawr!! Let Me Handle This!!! Barry can you go?? Chris is my old partner you know, ill be checking this!!! now jill can you go?
yesss barry, and if anything happens lets me in the front hall... rawr!!! what is it?!?!now its just shoot pick up cash shoot pick up bullets shoot run hide inventory oops you die... chainsaw to the neck, arrows to the face, dogs, snakes, rats, locusts, gondados, las plagas, and jill valentine.
over all its a shooter and its just like metal gear solid without zombies but locusts....so its almost the same...but dont you worry girlie, you'll be plenty safe in here, im keeping a close eye on things... that guy lied!!! he was checking her out!!! rawr!!!
- Just request ammo from her inventory. Also, don't give her weapons, just the electric prod.ETM
- e-pill0
if you had to chose 1 girl to save, who would it be...
1. Jill Valentine
2. Rebecca Chambers
3. Claire Redfield
4. Sherry Birkin
5. Ada Wongalso you are either...
1. Barry Burton
2. Albert Wesker
3. Leon Kennedy
4. Chris Redfield
5. Hunk
- ian0
Been seeing the ads on tv. Looks awesome.
- FallowDeer0
Just downloaded the demo, im not 100% sure if its any good yet
- its good... but not scary horror although there is some scenes that are deliciousy fun so 4 of 5e-pill
- the story itself is a direct continuation of RE4 so that is fun!!e-pill
- I think after playing a little dead space it just doesnt compareFallowDeer
