QBN - the movie
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- ********
Here's my pitch (it's rough, I need an editor):
A bunch of hipster designers decide to join forces, move out of their ikea furnished apartments/mother's basements and form a board of random design related topics AKA Voltron (or a giant multi-colored ipod looking device). You have the wise industry groomed leader of the gang that tries to post informative and relevant topics throughout the universe, the young smartass techie newby who rick rolls and bumps his topics with sly remarks, the street wise urban designer with a chip on his shoulder and a lack of concern for authority, along with the green loving bottom left foot of voltron who supports sustainable design and his twin brother the actionscript programmer (yellow right foot) who always bails them out when in a technical jam... The plot revolves around saving the world from bad design (insert subtitles). It is the time enduring good vs evil, truth vs trend, epiphany story were a lesson is learned and a soul is saved.
OR
A romantic comedy starring dane cook about a humble designer that goes on a date with a girl after posting this amazing design link about how artist make the best lovers...
We need a cast folks! Any takers...
- ********0
I'll be in that bitch.
- Milan0
who plays Candy?
- ********0
Or about a guy at work that is bored to stitches because his boss left the studio and needs to post ridiculous random a$$ ideas for entertainment... ;)
- Jaline0
Oh no, not Dane Cook.
- ninjasavant0
what about the old curmudgeons living in their wife's basement?
- CALLES0
where will i be in all of this... im not a bad guy or a good guy... i'm more like the greek chorus or jester
- ********0
You're in! We need a villain and set of villains (for the sequel)... Let's build this b*tch up for part two!
- CALLES0
dont forget the pervert... the love interest and the dude that dies
- ********0
I want to be a bad guy. Or the clerk at the haberdashery .
- ********0
CALLES - you're the japanese prototype robot that goes around showing off all the sweet new technology similar to the Q character in the bond films... feel free to inject your personality and improvise this character...
- waterhouse0
I'd like to have a gun.
- ********0
CGI! tons of f*cking CGI.... green screens galore, in 3D too!
- CALLES0
someone told me that i reminded them of this guy
- NEWSFLASH0
i suggest getting a DVD player to play the part of VCR ?
- megE0
i'm in...
- you've already got one movie to think of missy!locustsloth
- times are tough... any way to make moneymegE
- ********0
waterhouse, you have a giant ass motherf*cking gun, your character is very Samuel L. Jackson... Your gun shoots giant ass fucking FONTS and logos in gradient lasers!!!
- ********0
cirque, are you going to play the character that nobody had ever really noticed before, but had apparently been there the whole time?
- He looks the part, he really does.Horp
- although this tends to happen more in school based films.********
- Hahahahahauncle_helv
- CALLES0
we have a couple of psychos and religious freaks thats for sure
- e-pill0
i can design the robot...