QBN - the movie
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- TheBlueOne0
...and at the end, Lloyd wakes up and realizes that QBN was just some weird crazy dream, and pads into the kitchen for a bowl of Fruit loops.
- Jaline0
I'm going to get some fresh air. See ya later.
*runs away
- ********0
I see a matrix like code in the end credits with random snippets of qbn'ers post... Can we incorporate that after the shark chase sequence?
- ********0
what mr dobs said.
- e-pill0
shark chase?!!?
or
:P
- it needs bird feathers, a more hybrid shark + eagle look... but close.********
- it needs bird feathers, a more hybrid shark + eagle look... but close.
- Nairn0
Every few minutes, the film should cut away to a progressive sequence of 5 second dark and gritty (though fluro 90s Oliver Stone-esque) shots of Jnr_ fucking an eleven your old boy in a dungeon.
This should never be explained.
- Nairn0
Actually, scratch that - as a final gesture toward a hint of some semblance of purpose, the last 5 second cutaway should focus on Rand's half-lit face in a darkened room, lit only by the dim blue glare of a dozen monitors, as he slowly pumps away at his desk.
Et violet!
- PonyBoy0
dobs and skt play henchmen from yayhooray that get killed in the first scene
- e-pill0
can we hire the actual polish chick from istockphoto to be in it and JazX will be mysteriously a fictional character and her scene is how she says she has a boyfriend from pittsburg who makes loops and beats...
- Point50
I'll play sentry 1... I've got experience!
- e-pill0
you can have these special scenes where QBN gives jevad a present
- e-pill0
will teh ninjaws be in it?
- No, but I think Robocop will show up on a unicorn.TheBlueOne
- the unicorn will have a big floppy dong7point34
- PonyBoy0
every flashback scene has to have a 'bump, click' sound effect happen every 12 or so seconds regardless of what's happening
- TheBlueOne0
We'll need someone to walk face first into a propeller at some point you know. And then someone will have to fight an uppity Australian anteater.
- Nairn0
The entire cast should be ginger.
It'll be a total gingxploitaion flick.
- maybe during your dream sequencePonyBoy
- Ok, but that sequence has to be 4 hours long, consisting mainly of me dry humping a straw effigy of Mimi Rogers.Nairn
- with this face.
http://www.exposay.c…Nairn - and ginger hair.Nairn
- actually, scratch that - this is gingxploitation, she's the white girl here - she can keep her black hair.Nairn
- TAKE THAT, FORCES OF DARKNESS.Nairn
- a gingerific bed scene comes to mind... hmm i think i have a pic of my idea somewhere... :Pe-pill
- TheBlueOne0
...I vote for a scene where fouty runs around looking for a non-existent polish girlfriend...
- 7point340
any time anyone does or says anything remotely similar to anything anyone else has already done or said, ie: ties shoes, greets someone good morning, etc. the whole cast will shout TIMELINE in unison and then will immediately begin singing "hark the herald angels sing" like at the end of the charlie brown christmas special.
- ********0
Nairn, I really think that should be the scene at the end of the final credits only the hardcore fanboys know about.