I'm going to be a dad.
I'm going to be a dad.
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- ********
How do I prove that's it not mine?
- waterhouse0
Being dickless goes a long way.
- 7point340
swallow the secret plans?
- TheBlueOne0
Well, from you're statement you're apparently part weasel, so a DNA test should be a cinch...
- Jaline0
oh. my. god.
- D_Dot0
Don't you mean brother?
- ********0
we were using the rhythm method.
- You're setting up a joke, right?TheBlueOne
- no********
- You know what they call people who use the rhythm method?Mimio
- A: ParentsMimio
- True!!!ylanse
- blackfrancis0
Maury may be able to help you out:
- D_Dot0
I met a rough around the edges woman once, who told me the best part of her son ran down her leg.
- utopian0
congrats
- ********0
thanks! we're already choosing names. Anybody have any?
- lvl_130
uberdesigner jr.
- junior designer?7point34
- wee designer?TheBlueOne
- pissdesigner?rounce
- Corvo20
Solomon Boz.
- ********0
Boz is a good name.
- ninjasavant0
Unwitting Pariah
- Corvo20
James Boz.
- Corvo20
Ulysses Lighthouse-de-Coy.
- waterhouse0
Pathetic Waste Cunt-loser
- pr2-1
Man, that would have to be the most horrifying sentence one could say to me. I would rather get herpes then become father.
- keep ass-fucking. it'll come7point34
- You know they have a cure for pregnancies ... not herpes.********
- it's about suppression7point34
- it wouldn't be much fun for the kid either.********
- herpes is also known as "spider kiss".Corvo2
- the kid would be worse off than you********
- oh, i'm definitely skipping the country is one of the girls tells me that.pr2
- any more info you want to share about your charming self?sea_sea
- ah, u would understand if u were a dude.pr2
- i'm a dude, i don't understandarthur
