I'm going to be a dad.
I'm going to be a dad.
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- Corvo20
Iam Fredaigh-Crueghardt
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I think we'll name him Lloyd.
- ********0
you'd get plenty of character references from here, that should help.
- ********0
I think you're in the wrong thread.
- no, I think people here can vouch for your virginity.********
- no, I think people here can vouch for your virginity.
- utopian0
Does he have my eyes?
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Name him Glorpknack Snipshlot
- ********0
Or Veedle Jarmshnarm
- waterhouse0
You guys are being too forgiving. These are morning zoo crew nicknames your throwing out.
- gramme0
My 2¢:
Scatalonious Skunk
Slotty Barpfast
Engelbert Humperdinck
Hedge Jr.P.S.—I don't believe you.
- utopian0
Scab seems fitting
- fooler20
don't worry. it's not yours.
DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad
- ********0
you can't possibly be the dad with the amount of time you spend here.
- zenmasterfoo0
you'd have to have balls.
- CALLES0
dont worry usually humans cannot impregnate animals or inanimate objects
- dirtydesign0
this guy is so full of shit
