I H8 Marketing types
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- elPaulo0
The same steaming cunt now wants me to convert 96 static banner ads to flash by monday noon. WTF?
Takign a dump on her keyboard is an excellent option. Fortunately, I had some smoked oyster chowder for lunch. All I need are 3 PBR's and I should good to go. really go.........
- harlequino0
is she your boss? how about "no, sorry. Wednesday. Maybe."
- elPaulo0
yes, she is my boss.
- ********0
steaming cunt is a great expression by the way. good work.
- keithrondinelli0
I can speak like a marketing person!
"Distinctively transform multimedia based technology and cost effective sources. Interactively optimize high-quality growth strategies via tactical e-markets. Conveniently whiteboard functionalized ROI and enterprise services."
- elPaulo0
TY. I like the term "steaming" before anything. Remeber Phil Hartmanns "sassy" skit? "I think I just stepped in a steaming pile of sassy."
I really, really hate peeps like that. Hence my continued job search. I interviews yesterday.
- elPaulo0
Can you reach out to me and give me more information?
- elPaulo0
" I really, really hate peeps like that. Hence my continued job search. I interviews yesterday. "
With english like that, i aint gettin no job except washing tpoilets at nascar races.
- thompson0
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- thompson0
- this video just means T3 has got their ass handed to them and they are desperate for business...robotron3k
- removedStugoo
- elPaulo0
I vomit in your general direction thompson
- braaad0
These people will always be around, drawing circles, arrows and writing indecipherable words on whiteboards everywhere. They are often extremely skilled players of office politics as well. Beware.
- elPaulo0
I am very skilled at getting my cock up her ass w/o any lube too.
- noemimimi0
oh god no! thats pretty much my boss. satan.
- robotron3k0
Sadly, all agencies are messed up. I wish someone would create a new model by which both the Art Director was also the account person and the client contact and cut out the strategist, account sup., ae, and assistant ae. that would cut out lot's of fat for a client and get them a much more creative project. But alas, it's only a dream...
- it's called a small agency and it always goes under...zarkonite
- ********0
create a client that doesn't need their ego fisted by a whole account management team and your dreams will come true.
- I THINK I WILL ALSO MOVE MY HOUSE TO MARS AND OPEN A MILK SHAKE STAND.elPaulo
- lobstarr0
how about (for microsite concepts):
"the type is too small when you print them out, can we somehow enlarge the font so it seems bigger on paper?"
hahaha
- elPaulo0
ok....OK! I am back with another installment of "I H8 MARKETING TYPES", February issue.
The same beotch, took off Wednesday for a meeting in Miami. She promised that she would get me edits to several landing pages and emails. I really was hoping that she would step up to the plate and make it happen. Instead, She has gotten nothing to me, and been unresponsive to emails and phone calls. Come to find out, she is down there with her family.
But, here is what is really making me steamed. I am the only one here that does web. I leave for vacation tomorrow at 4am (airport) and need to leave here around 5 today to take care of last minute things. I will bet all of you $100 that this steaming cunt will start blasting emails of the things that need to be done before I leave, and of course more things that are not even on my radar around 3:30.
BTW, not that this matters, she is a hot Maggie Gyllenhal with blonde hair. So, it really hurts me to dislike her.
- ********0
how about you explain to her that she didn't give you enough time. just like you're doing here. stand up for yourself.
- Stugoo0
i dont like it when they take it home... my flat mate was friends with this 'presentation designer' who basically made powerpoints all day. I told her (my flatmate) that I wanted to see her before she went to thailand for a month, and she hit me with ' we can touch base the night before I go'.... i was so gutted.
- EXACTLY!
(* PLEASE APPLY THE STEAMING CUNT LABEL TO HER)elPaulo - *applied********
- EXACTLY!