I H8 Marketing types
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- elPaulo
Got this marketing woman that I work with. She has NO idea what she is talkign about. We had an argument earlier over forms being contained in an email!!!!!!! WTF?
Does everyone know the marketing woman from the Simpsons? This is her.
And, to make it even better, she uses terms like "I need to reach out to him" and "push the envelope". Please dont shit in my ears, I dont shit on your desk....yet.
- ********0
hahaha, i had the same sentiment today in a pitch meeting. marketers are so fucking plastic.
- horton0
yup. totally know the type. i deal with one too and feel your pain.
- elPaulo0
yes. yes they are.
Not to mention, I make it worse for myself by reading Naomi Klein "no logo".
I love design, know it is part of marketing. But, a cool, interactive level of marketing. Not crunching numbers to make yourself feel better about selling beer to 8yos.
- TheBlueOne0
Walk into her office. Sy nothing. Place anenvelope on her desk. Stare at it. Stare at her. If he tries to say anything, shush her. Reach out an extended finger and gently push the envelope two inches towards her along the suface of her desk.
Stare her intensely.
Pull hand back and say, "Envelope fucking pushed."
Say nothing more, turn briskly and exit her office.
- ummmmmm********
- yes?TheBlueOne
- needs more Harold robbins********
- Shoot her the finger guns on the way out too.ian
- ummmmmm
- elPaulo0
Fucking hilarious!
- elPaulo0
you have skin like a glad bag. Flowers turn to dust as you walk by. Your soul is torn between being empty, and being a cancer to all of humanity. Honesty is not a trait in which you subscribe.
Now, if you were not joking, sorry for the jab. Just a bad experience with this person. And most marketing types.
- kult0
Does she have curly hair?
- kult0
Explanation: I always imagine bad marketing ladies looking like this:
- the chick from csi and mark wahlbergzenmasterfoo
- And a tiny half-Sioux child with his hair did up like a war bonnet.Scotch_Roman
- That's what my personal marketing teacher looks like. Stupid school.fernandolins
- MSTRPLN0
can't beat the double trouble team of the Client's Marketing person and their pawn: the easily swayed Project Manager that works for your company.
- zenmasterfoo0
that's the chick from CSI right?
- old and hot.********
- When you see her in old movies... she got hotter as she got older.ETM
- cougar!akrokdesign
- old and hot.
- ********0
I provide value added effectiveness which benefits in both monetary and creative needs.
- BattleAxe0
needs more pazaz
- ********0
HAHA. I always use to theaten, Ill shit on your keyboard and fling it on the walls..I have some issues but its all good lol
- ********0
There is also this twat. You got to love him.
What is it with marketing people like this, I mean really, WTF is it.
http://deanhunt.com/
This is pricless. Remember the name, Dean Hunt, he is the Hunter.
http://deanhunt.com/i-touched-a-…...
- spendogg0
needs more paradigm shifts
- ********0
marketing chicks are there for sex, nothing more
- I used to work with one who was there to prophesy. True story. Well, she thought she was a prophet at any rate.Scotch_Roman
- Prophetess? Yes that's it.Scotch_Roman
- ********0