Hate my neighbor
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- TheBlueOne
OK, the loud stoner chick downstairs has once again woken me up at 4am by shouting her nonsense stoner girl shit into her phone at her friend\boyriend\dealer whatever. I guess it's better than her blasting her crappy urban dance music, which should start, judging by recent past weekend experience about 9am.
We have fucking concrete floors.I can hear her upstairs. She's like a belligerent Keanu Reeves meets bad 90's raver chick..
"No,no duuuuude. No bro..that wasn't me..don't you hang up the phone on me duuuude! Brooooo! I would nevercross you like that!! Doooooooood....no..Fuck you...fuck you doooood!"
Then it gets quiet for like ten minutes and then she starts ranting and raving again.
I have to figure out a way to record her..
- sublocked0
invest in a shotgun mic...i want samples.
- invisiblechamber0
mp3 or it didn't happen
- akrokdesign0
"No,no duuuuude. No bro..that wasn't me..don't you hang up the phone on me duuuude! Brooooo! I would nevercross you like that!! Doooooooood....no..Fuck you...fuck you doooood!"
sounds like most stoners. dumb as fuck.
- ********0
i heard the other day... "What do you want to hear me to say?, That you fuck me good? Is that what you want."
- ********0
i have a fat indian couple that stomps around above me and scream at each other in a shrill indian accent. the dude snores so loud i need earplugs.
- ********0
Love thy neighbor.
- e-pill0
Enter response:
i have weird hours of sleep... maybe 4 hours a night randomly..
my next door neighbor has this 21 yr old dj staying with him from france and when this kid comes home from his sets he cranks crappy house music like we are in the clubs at 4am its ridiculous!!!so i hot box out the building and everyone is happy...
other than the crappy house music being played at weird hours...i like my neighbors, everyone is a stawnner!!!!
just like me.
:)
- ribit0
The people who live upstairs from me, I can't understand what they're doing. All I can hear is this weird noise that goes, "Whoom whoom! Blam blam! Whoom whoom! Blam blam!" It sounds like two elephants on a motorbike riding round and round, while a seal bangs a kipper on the table!
I went upstairs to complain, and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet! Standing behind him's this seal going, "What is it now, Ralph?"
- iCanHazQBN0
mother i hate you and hope your cancer returns on Christmas.
- Enter response:
wow!!! i hope those are lyrics and not for about your moms!!!e-pill - Danzig!!!TheBlueOne
- my mom died this year due to cancer, i hope you are joking. i would give anything to have her back just one day.tank02
- Enter response:
- iCanHazQBN0
oh woops. that was supposed to go in the "Funniest thing i said 2 Day" thread. my bad.
- thats not a funny thing, you fuckin retard.tank02
- hey buddy. dont get on me because of your loss. i dont owe you anything. if u dont like it, ignore it.iCanHazQBN
- you should fuck off from qbn, you little troll...tank02
- im sorry tankiCanHazQBN
- you daf cunt.iCanHazQBN
- sublocked0
this is why i hate living in an apartment complex...glad i have a house, for now :p
- tashtego0
short of buying a country estate far away from other neighbours, invest in earplugs. they are uncomfortable and amplify the sound of your cardiopulmonary system but at least drown out neighbours. (in my case my upstairs neighbour tends to blast reggaeton music).
- 23kon0
Above me I've got a fat middleaged woman who split up from her husband a few years ago and is unemployed (i think) and is "writing a book". She has found "new age" shit to help her with her midlife crisis - you can smell the josticks from the stairwell. She likes dancing stomping about in her flat upstairs and playing her bongos, and having her new age friends round and playing the bongos. These arent just wee bongos, some must be massive because the bass is rediculous through the ceiling.
Theres no point in banging on her door when shes making noise cos she doesnt answer, ive heard her neighbours who are a really old couple banging on her door and shouting through her letterbox to no avail. bit of a shame likes seeing as they are so old. ignorant bitch.
She rarely does it after 11pm so cant phone the police on her for breach of the peace. You've no idea how close ive come to going upstairs and kicking her front door in! lol
- Jaline0
What did you just say about Keanu?
- 23kon0
definitely invest in some earplugs, they do work.
even if you just wear one and your other ear is on the pillow.i live on quite a busy street and having earplugs is a godsend sometimes when you need to get some shuteye.
you DEFINITELY have to try record her for a laugh
- marychain0
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- _salisae_0
my previous neighbor was really loud and disrespectful so when he moved out and a new neighbor moved in i made sure to knock on his door, welcome him and let him know i was open to being friends. not only did he not play loud music but he checked my mail while i was out of town and let me use his parking space when needed.
he even kept in mind that his bedroom window required shutting when his girl was over and being raunchy in the bedroom. haha
- That only works because you are hot and he was a guy.Jnr_Madison
- :DJnr_Madison
- hehe the principle still applies!_salisae_
- Jnr_Madison0
We had a family in the apartment above us a while ago and the noise was terrible, like someone stomping and dragging themselves across wooden floors. We got very close to going upstairs to complain but managed to refrain. Anyway, thank god we didn't, turned out they had a disabled kid and that was the main reason for the noise.
- strange they would have an upstairs place. strange and kind of thoughtless._salisae_
- yeah, they were only here for a few months so I guess maybe they were looking for somewhere else.Jnr_Madison