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- longtongued_liar0
pretended to be rand for about 10 secs
- i, for one, can't get enoughlongtongued_liar
- I'm jazxLlyod
- we knowlongtongued_liar
- I'm QBN********
- richardkark0
When I was 18, I stole a bottle of wine at a 60 year old's birthday party I was working at. Even though I got away with it, I was plagued with guilt. I ended up confessing to her and she laughed.
- before or after you cleaned up?brandelec
- fuck me, that is gay.Jnr_Madison
- are you catholic?Llyod
- I went home and drank it with my friend. I confessed a week later or so.richardkark
- no, I'm not catholic.richardkark
- Loser, hahaha********
- turk_1820
- i will slap you in the mouth! i am neil diamond!longtongued_liar
- Nairn0
- i thought you were a redhead, nairnlongtongued_liar
- I've realised that my irrelevant submission here could easily be taken completely out of context. Oops.Nairn
- kona0
impersonating George Eads at studio 54 in las vegas. i was walking past vip with shades on many years ago and some drunk ladies thought i was him. they pulled me in and it was vip treatment the whole night. truth be told i don't even look like eads.
- TheBlueOne0
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
- LOL!kona
- dude, days ago i wrote a joke to you about you starting threads or something but left WAY early in the day...kona
- and didn't get a chance to say i was busting your chops cause you busted mine. sorry tbo.kona
- just wanted to point that out. we ARE bros! haha.kona
- awwwturk_182
- no prob man..I figured you were grading me on a curve anyway :)TheBlueOne
- DrBombay0
This is like the tenth time saying this here, but once when I was a kid I destroyed a bulldozer that must have been worth 100 grand.
- turk_1820
ha, bombay... my story is sort of along your lines... a friend and I as kids accidentally burnt down a mobile home used as an on-site office at a construction site - it had original sketches/blue-prints and loads of documents in a safe that cooked everything in it along with melting all the oldschool IBM's
- when questioned by the cops, did you slap them in the mouths and tell them you were neil diamond?longtongued_liar
- ********0
Every time I do the weeks shopping I take at least One free item for myself. I have had a free years supply of Evo Car Magazine, Free supple of DVD for backup. It's great. It been going on for about 4 years now. :) Last week I got a Free 2GB USB Stick. Allegedly
- sputnik20
i was the unwitting getaway driver from a liquor store robbery
- Nairn0
I hope that you guys are keeping tight-lipped about the really illegal things you've done - otherwise we're a bunch of acutely tame individuals.
- says the man who murdered his mother and played around in her bloodlongtongued_liar
- acescence0
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
- imagine all the cases there that involve extraditionlongtongued_liar
- I walk the lineTheBlueOne
- DrBombay0
Also, I ripped off a car once, when I was 20.
- turk_1820
In 4th grade was the first time as students we were taught to move from room to room for a new class between each bell... but first thing every morning - everyone had a "home room" to attend.
Home Room lasted about 15 minutes. This is were your paid for your lunch for later in the day. Normal lunch (with milk!) cost $0.90... leaving a dime for most kids as most only had a dollar.
Now - I never understood why the majority of kids did this... but they always put the dime in their desk and NOT in their pockets... and I of course took advantage of this... which leads me back to my original point of moving between classes - It was THIS TIME when certain classrooms were completely empty and I would go dime-hunting...
... I used to jingle as I walked through the halls.
But there was one time I went too far and stole a TON of change that was hidden in a little box (I snooped heavily in 4th grade) out of this one desk...
...with the new cash in hand I took off to the Nurses and attempted to fake sick so i could go home and hit the little country store and spend my new found coin on some sugary schwag...
... prob is - the nurse wasn't buying it... so I HID THE CASH in the nurse's office in her 'shoe cubby'... all the way in the back behind a full cubby... and went back to the class I was supposed to be at...
... only to walk into a CLASS MEETING OF THE ENTIRE 4TH GRADE... a very solemn / sad / blank-scared-shitless-look-on-ev... meeting at that...
I asked the closest student what was up... apparently someone had stolen some money out of a desk... and a lot of it...
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... fortunately for me - I was at the Nurse's office at the alleged time of the incident.- did you let the nurse have a slice of the action?longtongued_liar
- sikma0
WAY too much for someone with a clean record