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- Llyod
how much illegal activity have you gotten away with?
I stole a foosball table from a fraternity.
I slapped an unfamiliar chick on the ass.
Can't think of the rest.
- NylonMade0
^This chart explains anything on everything.
- brandelec0
i b/e'd & stole a dozen graphic calculators back in high school
i've treenapped at least 2 xmas trees each of the last 4 years
i stole a 100-bulb xmas light string from wal-mart last weekend - fuckem
- nilsnihil0
new laws but no new crimes
- TheBlueOne0
- I cant see, what is it?NylonMade
- wtfbrandelec
- o dear lord.epete22
- Shemale with a big 'ahem' swordjysta
- Sorry..I searched google images for "useless thread" and this was there. I had no choice.TheBlueOne
- kelpie0
ok, trying to figure out the above.
She's pre-filled pyramid heads ass with jiz, right?
- bolus0
I live in holland, illegal is not in our dictionary
- harlequino0
While drunk my friends and I pulled an already loose parking meter out of the street and took it home. I got stuck with it and carried it around with me to several various apartments for a good 7 years.
Recently moved again, couldn't do it anymore. Dumped the thing all covert like in an IKEA parking lot 3 months ago. Apparently it's still there as a number of local friends in the area see it frequently. No one's moved it.
- MarketMaker0
My old company received funding from the government with no intent to pay it back, even though we SAID WE WOULD!
Beat that.
- zzzzzNairn
- You mean in "imaginary world" or the really real world?TheBlueOne
- no they didnt you fuck,epete22
- At least you're attempting to be funny this time aroundlocustsloth
- Nairn0
I once smoked reefer.
I may, perhaps, have exceeded the speed limit.
- Jnr_Madison0
I sold weed to a cop, need to see how it turns out.
- not cool.Jnr_Madison
- so coolzenmasterfoo
- mad street credJnr_Madison
- Cops just take weed from regular folks. Why would they need to buy it?boobs
- longtongued_liar0
stole a stop sign on campus in college. promptly tossed it in a ditch as we ran up to our apt to grab something and then came back out to load it in someones truck to make off with it. it was gone. our thieved sign had been thieved.
broke into a dorm (underconstruction) and spray painted the entire ground floor, including walls, floors, duct work. stole a blue print.
stole a papa johns pizza delivery sign off the top of a delivery car. (it's basically a giant magnet)
stole the interstate sign for 195 on a major road in baltimore. it wasn't that late and there were witnesses. ripped it out of the ground and tossit in the back of a car and sped off. drunken, stupid fun.
can't think of any others right off the top of my head...
- you might be a redneck.Milan
- Don't forget DUI for the stupid drunken driving funlocustsloth
- Maybe you're a thief?boobs
- yeah the breaking and entering and the vandalizing was out of character for me.longtongued_liar
- turk_1820
I once killed a drifter to get an erection
- ..that just killed my erection, now Im drifting off...mikotondria3
- HAHAHAHA thanks neil diamondlongtongued_liar
- NotByHand0
I've stolen pretty much design work I've ever come across.
Brad Batesole
- Renegade0
Name: Jim
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and partner
Location: Detroit, MI
Salary/Income: 190k/year and some company benefits
- JazX0
Theft
Assault and Battery
Criminal Conspiracy
Drug Possession
Fraud
Lying while under oath
Breaking and Entering
Underage Drinking
Driving While Intoxicated (Drugs and Alcohol)Just the usuals really...
- Jnr_Madison0
Impersonating a decent human being.
- if I could get away with it, I would kill about 15 people.Jnr_Madison
- HA! Nice one... Yeah, I forgot that oneJazX
- TheBlueOne0
- arnold ziffle?Llyod
- THOSE ARE MY SHOES, GIVE THEM BACK, THEY DON'T EVEN FIT.Jnr_Madison