Weird Neighbors?
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- boobs
Ever have any weird fucked up neighbors?
- Mimio0
Do they call their dog "The Precious"?
- janne760
i come from a 'hood in which the fucked up neighbours outnumbered the sane neighbours with impressive figures.
it sort of made me go mad as well.
i never knew people could be so desperate / hateful / negative / drunk / jobless / pessimistic as i saw them tere..
- boobs0
No. Like people who never answer the door, and are always pretending like they're on vacation, even when everyone knows they're in there.
- ukit0
I once had a woman living in the apt next to me who was convinced I was making loud noises in my apartment all time, when actually I was being completely quiet. She complained to the landlord several times about it, and at first they didn't know who to believe. Then it got to the point where she was banging on my door at 3 in the morning tell me to be quiet when I was actually asleep. Finally the landlord realized she was just completely insane and kicked her out.
- keep it down, ukit...iCanHazQBN
- tell the truth. that was your mum and the landlord was your dad yeah?airey
- pylon0
I think we ARE the fucked up neighbours....
- janne760
jesus, ukit.. stop making all this noise.. i had to take my headset off.. ffs!!
- section_0140
I've had some pretty bad neighbors and some pretty good ones. However, I'm (going to try to) buy a house in the Spring. I'm sick of Apartment living. Plus I want a yard so I gonna build a mini-pipe.
- build a tee-pee!!!!!!!!!!iCanHazQBN
- how about a mini-pipe inside of a tee-pee?section_014
- teeeeeeeeepeeeeeee...iCanHazQBN
- sorry, i just like saying tee-pee.iCanHazQBN
- but yeah... mini-pipe inside of a tee-pee.... ACE!iCanHazQBN
- boobs0
When I was a teenager, we had neighbors who had a really weird little boy. Even when he was like 9 and 10 years old, he'd wander around the neighborhood completely naked, twiddling his little peter. Then somebody would see him, and ask, "Scott, why are you wandering around naked?" the kid would look down, and start shaking, and run home crying.
- oh. i thought there would be a punchline. thats sad.iCanHazQBN
- I would thank you for not using my name in veins.
...You heard me :pPeter
- spendogg0
if you can't identify any weird neighbors.
its you
- mg330
A few weeks ago late at night I heard all this chaos upstairs, sounded like moaning or screaming, I seriously thought someone was getting robbed and beaten up. I was really strange, it wasn't wild sex or anything. I couldn't stop being distracted by it, thinking someone was getting killed.
In the end I think it just ended up being some friends getting together and getting hammered on a wednesday.
- airey0
i lived in a 6-pack unit block which was filled with a travelling freakshow. victorian england's famous show held nothing to the flotsam and jetsam that washed up in that place. i guess you are attracted to similar people...
3 classic tales:
• unit across the way was a couple who were as ugly as small minded. couldn't stand the tubby little bitch. one day the cops were there, apparently some aboriginals had broken into the place while the dude was there and clouted him over the head. he came around to stolen computers, tv etc etc. we didn't buy that story. the suburb we lived in would have called the cops en-masse if a group of anyone were walking down the street with electronic goods, let alone the nations minority who are in short supply in the northern suburbs. so a few months pass and the cops find some of the stuff at a cash-convertors. turns out the dude had a gambling problem and faked the whole thing, even smacked his head with a gold club - a true method actor.
• same neighbours invited my nephew over for a few drinks (with about 4 other building dwellers from other units) when he moved in with me. after about 30 minutes he scaled the balcony and lept to freedom. called me a fucker for not warning him how far gone the red-neck, racist, inbred neighbours were. i said i'd hoped he was going to get pissed and get a leg over. would have been hilarious. no uncle of the year award for me that year.
• the chick above us used to bring home a different dude each weekend night and have the loudest sex i've ever heard. apart from the screams of 'stop and untie me' i usually hear. anyways after being woken up at 3am by the bedhead upstairs banging on the wall my flatmate, who was also woken, got up and shouted from his balcony for them to 'hurry the fuck up and finish her off!". got an applause from scattered neighbouring buildings who shared a common back garden area who had also been woken up. the night went quiet then. we were pissing ourselves.
- rylamar0
Had a crazy Christian lady who looked, and sounded, like Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall. She had the place across the hall and we would always catch her with the door cracked open staring at us before she proceeded to yell crazy religious statements at us.
One night she thought we were too loud, when we weren't, so she stuck her arm out the door and aimed a gun at us when we walked out. Great lady.
- cannonball0
Irish couple next door that get really drunk and try to show me and my girlfriend their posessions.
"Oh look at dish waddin ring ey bought from dee trift store! Foive dallars can ye beleeve it?"
Sometimes I try to take the garbage out and the dude is having a cigarette on the porch in his undies.
- sputnik20
the old geezer up the street pretends not to notice me when i wave, and i KNOW he sees me. bastard.
- quamb0
We have some gay fellas living next door, who are real loud when they are doing the deed, followed by excessive and even louder farting sessions. Makes me fill ill.
When I was younger a neighbor turned his pool into a trout farm and every few months would drain the filthy water onto my parents property. jerk.
- boobs0
Ever have neighbors that smelled really bad? Years ago I had downstairs neighbors and the smells that would come up the stairs would choke a horse!
- jay_jay0
the ones I have at the moment are really pissing me off! none stop banging and slamming doors. They are renting the house next door thats attached to mine, hope they dont buy it :(
- blaw0
I lived in the apartment next to an attractive, promiscuous lady. Apparently we located our beds against the same thin interior wall. I'd frequently awake to screams of "OH, GOD! OH, GOD!" and feel as if I were lying right in bed with the couple as they banged.
- can you get in on that?harlequino
- You live in a Motel 6?ETM
- She screamed about the Lord so fervently I was once convinced the messiah really was coming.blaw
- neue75_bold0
the denmarkian never shuts up, but luckily, I, for one, just can't get enough of whatever it is she's prattling on about...
- boobs0
I had an old friend who lived downstairs from his old girlfriend, and had to listen to the new boyfriend fuck her without mercy.