Icebreaker Questions
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- WeLoveNoise0
i am a sophisticated sex robot sent back thru time to change the destiny of one lucky lady
- eryx0
Try this
- BaskerviIle0
What has 12 legs, is openly gay and looking for work?
Four poofs and a piano.
- seven8nine100
Ask people if they like to put a finger in their ass then put it in their mouth all the while thinking it is chocolate they are licking. doh!
- madirish0
"So, how is it living in Ottawa?"
- fyoucher10
Go up to a semi-drunk girl and ask her to repeat this sentence as fast as she can, "I like bugs. I like bugs. I like bugs...etc etc". After about 8 repeats, it mysteriously becomes "I lick butts. I lick butts. I lick butts.". *Must be semi-drunk or it's not so funny...
- MSTRPLN0
"who else wants to go to the bathroom?"
- seven8nine100
fyoucher 1:
then in return she will ask you to repeat 'I like click', 'I like click', 'I like click', 'I like click', 'I like click', 'I like click', 'I like click'... After about 8 repeats, something like 'I like dick' should come out of your mouth. *Must be semi-drunk or it's not so funny...- That doesn't work.fyoucher1
- are you gay? do you want to come clean once and for all? ; )seven8nine10
- trooperbill0
do genital warts turn you on?
- BaskerviIle0
my favourite two chat up lines of a friend of mine:
"do you like chicken?"
"because this is fowl" (points to crotch region)&
"do you like seafood?"
"because I've got crabs"
- harmsie0
Go up to your intended victim, dip you finger in your drink and then touch them on the shoulder, and say "lets get you out these wet clothes and in to a dry martini"
- citizen_h0
do you wanna see my elephant trick?
- Jaline0
"Do you have nunchuck skills?"
- Jaline0
"Do you know a Jerome"?
"No..."
"Okay, just checking."
- D_Dot0
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
- ********0
"Hi, my name is _____, I like your _______, whats your name?"
- kelpie0
Hi, my name is «on the sex offenders register», I like your «milky white skin», what's your name?
- brains0
"How do you feel about anal?"
- tymeframe0
my step bro grabbed an empty chair, took it to a table full of girls and said "is this seat taken?"
totally worked for him. my little step brother has more game than i do. *shakes head
- im sure face did that in the A-teamcitizen_h
- I like that. I'll have to give that a shot.Stevelmorgan
- Mimio0
"Hi, ohh ewww.....that looks like it hurts!"