Icebreaker Questions
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- mg33
I'm going to be at a party tonight with quite a few people I don't know. I always like to have a good, highly offensive joke or two in the chamber, ready to fire when the moment calls for it.
Just the same I love a good icebreaker question. Tonight, I think I'm going with "Do you believe in the Devil?" because nobody ever asks that. People instead ask (if the conversation goes there) "do you believe in God? are you a Christian?"
What's yours?
- dirtydesign0
Are your parents retarded?
...because you are special!
- imnotadesigner0
"Do you believe that I asked people for one liners on the internets"
- ********0
"What the hell are you supposed to be?"
- designbot0
Do you see dead people?
I see dead people.....and I see you.
- megE0
How much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice...
:) that's been used on me before - HA
- fyoucher10
This one is pretty racist...good possibility it might offend some people.
Jewish daughter goes to her father and says "Dad, Can I have fifty dollars for tonight?". Dad replies, "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"
- I've heard that so many different ways, LOLmg33
- Yeh, you gotta say it real quick to some drunk ppl and then walk away....they'll catch on a cpl minutes later.fyoucher1
- LOLsection_014
- i don't get it. lol i'm retarded********
- imnotadesigner0
"Did you smell that?"
- boobs0
I've got a million of them:
"Wear do you buy your sex toys?"
and
"Where can I go to sell my vote?"
tell you pretty quickly what kind of people you're dealing with.
- haha.. you can then continue the conversation on how votes are sold around the world.rafalski
- In Italy you take a pic of the checked ballot with a phone, that's why you can't use them there while votingrafalski
- another technique is, the 1st guy doesn't cast his ballot, checks the box passes on to the bribed guy who..rafalski
- ..is supposed to give a blank one to the next bribed person. You go and cast two in the end.rafalski
- tasty0
I was late to a party last week because i got an anal bead stuck in my ass...why the fuck are you late?
- blackspade0
lol @ "highly offensive joke or two in the chamber"
- blackspade0
i dont think ive ever been asked at a party if i believe in god or am a christian, what kind of party is this
- WeLoveNoise0
"what do you think of the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre ?"
i'm telling u - its a winner
- Better acces to Diiiiiiixxxxxxxooonn...HAYZ1LLLA
- thank GOD someone got this
:)WeLoveNoise
- mg330
no, I meant, not at a party per se, but if people do ask about religion, they ask about belief in God, not Satan.
- OhYeah0
"Hey, did you just fart, because you blew me away!" (say that to a fit chick)
- WeLoveNoise0
get an ice cube
go to the girl
drop the ice cube on floor
stamp on it
then say "now ice broken the ice, what up bitch ?"then watch the girl melt in your arms with love and happiness
- That works great on chicks who don't have any friends or self-respect.boobs
- was he not targetting those type of girls. well i'm out of options thenWeLoveNoise
- stupid
who targets girls?
are you the terminator?hiimerik
- harmsie0
Do you want generic breaking the ice q's or cheesy chat up lines?
- boobs0
He wants one sentence he can memorize to make him sound intelligent and interesting.