Icebreaker Questions
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- SteveJobs0
ask them if they are voting for obama or the black dude.
- jimzyk0
Smell my cheese.
- SteveJobs0
ask them if they like to meet the REAL 'joe the plumber'. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
- seven8nine100
You know maybe you don't have to say anything, you can just lick her hair from behind. It is kind of odd I know but, at least it is a hint that you have cunnilingus skills.
- pang0
Pull my finger...
- rylamar0
This is for a response to someone breaking the ice with you. If you're a young married couple at a party full of people with kids and someone tries to break the ice by asking you, "So are you two planning on having kids?", you should reply, "Yea, I'm still waiting to meet the right person".
The whole time your spouse should act like it's no big deal and then go straight into some other topic all the while smiling and being affectionate to each other.
- MrOneHundred0
Are you a professional idiot, or just a gifted amateur?
- MrOneHundred0
What the FUCK are you looking at you Fucking FUCK?
Right up nose to nose.
- airey0
so, do you live round here often?
- airey0
hands up who hasn't been touched by their dad. in a good way.
- airey0
has anyone seen my contact lens?
- airey0
where the fuck am i?
- airey0
anyone here know a dude called fouty?
- ********0
Name: Jim
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and partner
Location: Detroit, MI
Salary/Income: 190k/year and some company benefits
- Arvizu0
You lived in Seattle, huh? I lived in Seattle for a while, five years. Yeah ... partied a ton. Never really did any outdoors stuff, unfortunately. Dated a girl who was really into mountain biking, though. Broke up with me. Said I drank too much and I didn't do enough physical exercise or whatever, so ... yeah. I was like, "Oh, thanks for the information. Didn't know you were a doctor."
- Arvizu0
this is really more of a pick-up line--it's never really worked out for me though, maybe it could use some work--keep that in mind:
"If I were diabetic—and, judging by my family history, my eating habits, and my elevated fasting glucose levels, chances are good that I am well on my way—and I were to eat you (again, not in an improper way but in an honest-to-goodness-my-blood-suga... way), there would be a good chance that after just one nibble of you, my pancreas would experience such a shock and my sugar levels would soar to such astronomical levels that I would enter a state of hyperglycemia and would suffer the related horrible effects, culminating in a hyperosmolar nonketotic coma, which means that I would be in severe trouble should you not take me to the emergency room immediately—but it would all be worth it, as long as I came out of it relatively unharmed—and I would have a second nibble, for your sweetness is an elixir that I could not live without, no matter the risks."
- eating_tv0
"Have you ever readed a book?"
- Stugoo0
'whats your favourtie colour?'
- kenchie10
You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?