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I don’t understand this obsession with our dead bodies that we have, it’s really strange to me. Like, people go: "So, would you rather be cremated or buried?" I don’t give a shit. I do not care. Y’know, I... I don’t know, you can fucking do whatever you want man, I’m dead. Y’know. I don’t care, ’cause I can’t. Y’know. I mean, at least get some use out of my body, y’know, give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something. Yeah! Let ’em have a big ol’ circle jerk over me. I don’t give a shit, I’m not going to take it personally, I’m not going to be offended, y’know. Sit there and have a big ol’ party. Just fuck me in the ass, fuck me in the mouth, fuck me in the eye-hole, the ear-hole... Make a new hole, fuck me there. I don’t care. I’m dead.
- David Cross
Fuck that. Dying is for pussies.
a weekend at burnie's situation would be funny
- i'm scheduling that very situation for flav, but i'll make sure it's 2 fatties carting him around, and possibly snacking on him7point34
- he hates fatties... did you know thatCALLES
- oh i know. and fatties can't resist free meat7point34
- hahahaa, I don't have any meat on my bones though. And I'd come back from the dead to kill you if you did that.flavorful
They do this thing now where the bury your ashes in a bag with a seedling and a tree grows from your ashes.
I want to donate my body to a bioreactor. My country needs compost and methane
When throwing ashes into the sea, remember the wind always blows inland. I once saw a women on a cliff getting all covered with them.
about ten years ago i've signed a paper donating my corpus to science.
maybe propped up at a strip club
I think the whole point is that when I die, I'm dead, so I really couldn't give a fuck either way.
In a Tower of Silence to be fed to the vultures.
My mother told me she wanted to be cremated so I told her I'd put her ashes in an egg timer (hourglass) and keep her by the stove. She thought it was a good idea as at least she would still be useful.