So... When I Die
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I don’t understand this obsession with our dead bodies that we have, it’s really strange to me. Like, people go: "So, would you rather be cremated or buried?" I don’t give a shit. I do not care. Y’know, I... I don’t know, you can fucking do whatever you want man, I’m dead. Y’know. I don’t care, ’cause I can’t. Y’know. I mean, at least get some use out of my body, y’know, give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something. Yeah! Let ’em have a big ol’ circle jerk over me. I don’t give a shit, I’m not going to take it personally, I’m not going to be offended, y’know. Sit there and have a big ol’ party. Just fuck me in the ass, fuck me in the mouth, fuck me in the eye-hole, the ear-hole... Make a new hole, fuck me there. I don’t care. I’m dead.
- David Cross