So... When I Die
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- lherb0
My mother told me she wanted to be cremated so I told her I'd put her ashes in an egg timer (hourglass) and keep her by the stove. She thought it was a good idea as at least she would still be useful.
- Mimio0
In a Tower of Silence to be fed to the vultures.
- set0
I think the whole point is that when I die, I'm dead, so I really couldn't give a fuck either way.
- meltoni0
about ten years ago i've signed a paper donating my corpus to science.
- Witt0
When throwing ashes into the sea, remember the wind always blows inland. I once saw a women on a cliff getting all covered with them.
- drgss0
I want to donate my body to a bioreactor. My country needs compost and methane
- CALLES0
a weekend at burnie's situation would be funny
- http://www.WeekendAt…flavorful
- i'm scheduling that very situation for flav, but i'll make sure it's 2 fatties carting him around, and possibly snacking on him7point34
- he hates fatties... did you know thatCALLES
- oh i know. and fatties can't resist free meat7point34
- hahahaa, I don't have any meat on my bones though. And I'd come back from the dead to kill you if you did that.flavorful
- moth0
Fuck that. Dying is for pussies.
- flavorful0
I don’t understand this obsession with our dead bodies that we have, it’s really strange to me. Like, people go: "So, would you rather be cremated or buried?" I don’t give a shit. I do not care. Y’know, I... I don’t know, you can fucking do whatever you want man, I’m dead. Y’know. I don’t care, ’cause I can’t. Y’know. I mean, at least get some use out of my body, y’know, give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs or something. Yeah! Let ’em have a big ol’ circle jerk over me. I don’t give a shit, I’m not going to take it personally, I’m not going to be offended, y’know. Sit there and have a big ol’ party. Just fuck me in the ass, fuck me in the mouth, fuck me in the eye-hole, the ear-hole... Make a new hole, fuck me there. I don’t care. I’m dead.
- David Cross
- kelpie0
I want various of the different bits of me sent to significant people from my past as souvenirs appropriate to the role they played in my life.
- CALLES0
can a body... or skin be inflatable?
- blaw0
A few years back my wife and I purchased space in a mausoleum. Just another "check" next to an item on the "My Life: To-Do" list.
Last year a relative told me they were in the cemetery and happened upon our resting-place-to-come. I though we were simply on a reservation list, marked "Paid in full" (or "deposite needed" - ha!), not that they would actually put up the plaque. How weird is that?
Anyway, I keep meaning to drop by and take a pick, but life keeps getting in the way.