Things not to do
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- d_rek0
Don't assume your CD knows how to check his email.
- d_rek0
Also don't ever inspire doubt into the heart of a client. Apparently honest opinions are not valued in the publication business.
- deadfinch0
don't assume that you're a good designer just because you look at good designs all day
- pascii0
don't take care of business
- madirish0
don't try and *not* drink in a hot tub.
- SkyPoo0
Dont stuff a jellyfish up your arse when wearing a wetsuit.
- landock0
don't buy a gallon of tequila for 5 bucks and try to finish it asap
- skwiotsmith0
Don't work for a company where the owner's son holds a job of importance or responsibility.
- *sniffle* oh how I know!
Addition: don't work for a company where the owners entire family and friends hold important positions.tedismyfav
- *sniffle* oh how I know!
- jasontroj0
Don't piss yourself when asleep on a stoop in the middle of winter.
- jasontroj0
Don't forget about potatoes in a cabinet for a few months.
- I did that once. I only remembered after National Geographic called.Witt
- I did this a few years back - awoke to this godawful smell permeating the house - looked everywhere to find the source..Nairn
- ..an hour or so later, discovered a recently burst placky bag of new potatoes, left untouched for months.Nairn
- Really quite a horrific stench.
I'd rather hide sealed tatties in the house of someone I don't like than a dead fish.Nairn
- SoupCan0
Don't assume that every girl loves it when you PIITB.
Apparently there are laws against that?
- CALLES0
and if you get honesty attacks, like i do, dont cheat
- BattleAxe0
ask a woman her age followed by "dam your old"
- dirtydesign0
Do not smoke weed on the beach in Mexico 2 hours before your flight back to US.
- no?BattleAxe
- The federales don't appreciate it...dirtydesign
- ian0
Don't ever EVER rely on an old cheap alarm clock to be reliable on an incredibly important day. A backup is necessary.
- cannonball0
Dont keep being idealistic after you get hired. People only want to hear that shit until you're actually part of the machine. Then your hopes and dreams just get in the way.