Things not to do
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- gramme0
Don't place any vital type or image within one inch of the gutter when designing a perfect bound book, unless it's a crossover headline.
- Meeklo0
Don't tell me to listen to The Game's new album, cause I won't.
And don't say its "possibly one of the top 5 hip-hop albums of all time."
- KimJongEELs0
always test the waters before diving in head first.
- cannonball0
Don't ever suggest that the client's logo should be bigger just to win points with them. Also don't ever make it 3d and have it spinning.
- grunttt0
if someone is staying at your house, and you're responsible for driving them to the airport the next morning, give THEM the fucking alarm clock.
- SkyPoo0
Don't do work for the major four (three, two... one) record labels.
- grunttt0
prick your finger, but never the other way around.
- grunttt0
when your dog has been outside in 30 degree temperatures. Do not let her in while in the nude.
cold nose + warm wiener = holy fucking shit
- magnificent_ruin0
don't overlook the perfs on the blotter acid
- Complexfruit0
Never get involved in a land war in Asia or go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
- Greedo0
don't put parmesan rinds in the blender
- Really? Cause that sounds like a good idea to me.locustsloth
- *has wicked deja vuGreedo
- gramme0
"Dinnae touch a cat bott a targe"
—MacBean family motto