Things not to do
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- Gucci
Impart us with your wisdom.
I'll start:
Don't drink alcohol in a sauna.
That doesn't turn out too well.
- locustsloth0
Don't complain about anything when your wife is PMS-ing.
If she's nailing your foot to the floor with a 6" spike, calmly smile and say that it'll look good there once she's done- wow. Fuck.killthefish
- BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHAPIITB
- he he heDaithi
- so true (sigh)JonWilliams
- It is true. But you probably deserved it anywa. ;)TeganTorch
- You assume that i did something!!
And you assume correctlylocustsloth
- Nairn0
Don't do beachball-sized balloons of Nitrous Oxide, stood up, in the pitch black, on a concrete floor.
- SkyPoo0
Similarly, don't huff oversized helium balloons on a Friday evening on Picadilly Circus when really very drunk.
Face first, into the pavement.
- grunttt0
Don't drink liquor from a jar.
- You forgot to add "... if you want to miss out on some of the best things life has to offer."blaw
- tell that to 17 year old me after I woke up with stuff written all over my body with a marker.grunttt
- Edited to read: "Don't drink liquor from a jar in the company of poorly chosen friends." :Dblaw
- lol - yes that works.grunttt
- chossy0
put your cat on your head :'( ayaaaaa bammm.
- BannedKappa0
Don't bring a girl home who wears fake tan, just after you've put on fresh new white sheets.
- gramme0
Don't tell your brother that his new band sounds way better than his old band, when the previous bass player is standing right next to you.
- killthefish0
Don't cut off your penis to try to get a better angle on the tiny urinal on the top of your desk.
- gramme0
Don't tell your boss that you hate the American Airlines logo before finding out that it was designed by her dear old friend Massimo Vignelli.
- designbot0
Don't ever, EVER, respond to any freelance design postings on craigslist.
- gramme0
Don't expect to find mentally stable roommates on roommates.com.
- blaw0
Don't think you'll get away with you. Odds are, you will not.
- SkyPoo0
Don't assume the inner you is any fucking different to the outer you.
- How do you know? Have you been in there? Oh...yeah....nevermi...locustsloth
- kezza_20
dont forget this is a public forum
- utopian20
Don't vote Republican, an expect them to have man sex with your little boy.
- chossy0
Don't open your heart, or spooky will jump in and tear it out of your ass :'(.
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME DURING!!!!! :''''''(
- CALLES0
dont tell your new girlfriend that you have had sex in every bathroom at a bar specially after you had sex with her in one of them
- lowimpakt0
don't presume you're a good designer because you have a degree.