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- fooler20
can't believe that uppity bitch Elinor Ostrom won the economics Nobel Prize, WTF was the committee thinking?
- ********0
THIS WILL CURDLE YOUR BLOOD & BREAK YOUR HEART
> Interesting Statistic
>
> Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota , points out facts of 2008 Presidential election:> Number of States won by:
> Democrats: 19
Republicans: 29Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000
Republicans: 2,427,000Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 million
Republicans: 143 millionMurder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2
Republicans: 2.1Professor Olson adds:
"In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican won by Republicans was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare.
Professor Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal's and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom!- LOLutopian
- Let me know how much fed state park and military bases lie in tat 2,427,000 sq miles pleaseTheBlueOne
- Oh, and try again asshole.
http://factcheck.org…TheBlueOne
- fooler20
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states
pay their fair share.Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
We wish you success in Iraq and hope that the WMDs turn up but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven
Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely,
Author Unknown in New California.
- robotron3k0
- The difference between him and the chop slap guy is miniscule..TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
@FredMcWoozy
A) THe professor you quote there has claimed he didn't author it.
B) The facts are wrong
C) This is a recycled email from 2000I know you probably felt all self-righteous and smart posting it, so, hey, enjoy it. Of course, the only thing worse would be that you knew it was wrong, but you just posted it anyway, proving yourself to be a craven, opportunistic fuck.
Of course, like all the other "facts" you like to pepper around this and other threads their wrong and self serving.
Of course, you won't and can't understand that and will continue to troll around for anything that seems to support whatever bankrupt, twisted sense of reality you work with daily, but hey, your toast is buttered every morning, so why should you give a shit, right?
You make your own reality.
- You like t say "Of course" allot, don't you? You fucking cock sucking retard.********
- You like t say "Of course" allot, don't you? You fucking cock sucking retard.
- TheBlueOne0
Dear Gun Totting Nutjobs,
Obama has done nothing to date to restrict any 2nd amendment rights.
However today, the beloved Republican Governor of California signed into the law the following bill, Assembly Bill 962: It requires gun shop owners to thumbprint people who buy handgun ammunition, as well as record their identification and provide that information to police.
• That evidence of identity, which must be legibly recorded at the time of delivery, includes:
• The right thumbprint of the purchaser or transferee.
• The date of the sale or other transaction.
• The purchaser’s or transferee’s driver’s license or other identification number and the state in which it was issued.
• The brand, type and amount of ammunition sold or otherwise transferred.
• The purchaser’s or transferee’s signature.
• The name of the salesperson who processed the sale or other transaction.
• The purchaser’s or transferee’s full residential address and telephone number.
• The purchaser’s or transferee’s date of birth.
So, please let me know when you plan to go to Sacramento with your AR-15's, various handguns and badly spelled signs to protest Governor Schwarzenegger, calling for his impeachment from office, and calling for his blood to "water the tree of liberty" for encroaching on your Constitutional right to bear arms without gubermint interference. I too would like to join you.
- If you don't protest this, I will assume your protests against Obama were because he was an uppity negro.TheBlueOne
- He has an "R" after his name...DrBombay
- Snap.BRNK
- *slaps forehead
Oh yeah...silly me.TheBlueOne - uhm that only effects californians. so less people will be upset.********
- and calis gun toting nutjob liberals are a minority and are outnumbered by the nutjob lefts********
- anyways its a small babystep, kinda hard to make a movement against it.********
- same as obamas learnign on his healthcare thing he tried to make to large a step, so now hes back to babysteps********
- You always ask for more than what you think you can get, trolly. Business 101DrBombay
- There will be a public option in this country within the next 15 years. Mark my words. It is what advanced nations do.DrBombay
- yea 15 years is probably likely. simple erosion. hoping though in 15 years u will see a collapse of other "advance" nations care.********
- nations plans. its currently happening, but still nothing large enough to be undeniable to the weak minded********
- Your such a transparent dipshit it's amusingTheBlueOne
- oh blueballs and your blanket statements with zero meaning. youre so cute you no that.********
- oh wait for transparency i should point out u(or you) would say, "its 'know' not no."********
- You are hoping for health care systems to fail... wow.DrBombay
- failing is something theyre doing. im hoping it happens faster. slow deaths are never cool********
- anyways its more about privacy then guns....********
- robotron3k0
The US government is afraid of the insurance lobby. wtf?!
- ********0
By the way, is anyone here married to a Japanese bitch? Just wondering?
- hahajanne76
- ... no "haha", I'm serious. I need to know if they suck a good pole or not, before I date one that likes me.********
- * I say "bitch" as to not confuse you gay boys.********
- And you say you aren't a troll...DrBombay
- dude, get fucked. You're done.********
- How dare you, I have seen some shit on here before. But this is an all time low.********
- people's significant others are off limits. going there is scraping the barrel's bottom. you got nothing.BonSeff
- go for it and then just give us your recommendation. and let us know if she is americanized version. or real love u long time kind********
- time kind********
- BonSeff0
Go get buried.
- IRNlun60
Stay classy Republicans.
- joeth0
new GOP site
http://gop.com/and Michael Steele's blog titled "What up?"
http://www.gop.com/index.php/cha…
- BattleAxe0
- "We're not racists we swear..."Mimio
- I wonder if the crowed sourced their marketing and design.Mimio
- Hey dawgs, what up? We put blacks in da website to look more like dems...EightyDeuce
- Mimio0
I wonder how many dyed-in-the-wool GOP's who had McCain/Palin signs in their front yard last September are now calling themselves "Independents" or "Libertarians"? Your poor party is in shambles.
- ukit0
C'mon - seriously?
- dbloc0
LAKEVILLE, Mass -- Police along with the Secret Service are investigating after a local country club discovered a symbol resembling a swastika carved into the green.
Lakeville County Club workers discovered the vandalism early Monday morning.
Carved into the green on the 18th hole was a swastika look-a-like next to President Barack Obama's name.
- kerningDeSiard
- Why do these idiots always draw them backwards. Remember Morton Down Jr.?
http://www.oxygenthi…Mimio - classy conservatives...DrBombay
