my cat pissed...
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somewhere in my computer room. I keep getting whiffs, but can't find where it is. ugh
- eighteen0
hose it down
- sublocked0
:( that sucks...cats are dirty beasts
- dirty sexy beastseighteen
- and by sexy i mean meowyeighteen
- fuck that I hate catsjoseprieto
- cats are like horsesjoqui
- vanilla_cam0
my wife got a bunny... you're a lucky m.f.
- locustsloth0
cat piss is a hard smell to eliminate. And they'll just keep pissing in the same spot
- ********0
kill it
- ********0
- I like how you offered two different optionseighteen
- i do what i can.********
- Pixter0
- that's the most accurate cat in any cartoon, ever. Great :)mikotondria3
- kitty!! :D
so true so true. lolzsea_sea - Like I always say cats are like really needy girlfriends. Thats why I cant stand those fuckers.********
- The difference between me and the guy in the cartoon... that cat would have become a football by 0:55.ETM
- actually other way around: cats are like cool gfs with a life while dogs have no lifepr2
- LOL, kill itJaline
- Well I lived with a chick that had this exact same routine when I got home from work. I see it quit often. But some cats are chill.********
- enfest0
- ..use a thin tube to keep the worst of the taste off your tongue, and mouthwash just before..mikotondria3
- HAHAHA "Slang terms: Leroy Jenkems"locustsloth
- LOL I SAW THAT TOO AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHINGismith
- stupid caps lockismith
- hahah..people are idiotspencilpants
- mikotondria30
use a black light and it'll show up the piss..
Good luck in cleaning the spot so that the cat doesn't smell the pee in the carpet there again, cause it WILL piss there again if it even gets a little whiff.
We moved to a house with no carpet, and I've been free of that little joy for a while now...
I think the worst is if they do it on like a bag, or something smooth and you don't find it till it's dried to this ultra-jenkemian syrup with salt and urea crystals round the edge.
I'm a pretty foul guy when I want to be, but I wouldn't taste or smoke that stuff for less than 12 grand, I'm serious.- sick bastard. piss expert.meffid
- Cat slave, former owner of nice stuff.mikotondria3
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- dog_opus0
Reason number eleventy-seven to have a dog and not a cat. How people can handle living with a creature that instinctively marks its territory is beyond me. Yeah, I know: "We keep the litter box clean. It's sanitary. They're really clean animals." Shut up; you live with an animal that regularly relieves itself in your living space, sometimes in a surprise spot, which you may or may not find.
Besides that, yeah, cats are super-cool. I love hanging out with them at someone else's house, but no way I'd live with one.
- Yeah, those canines NEVER shit or piss in the houselocustsloth
- Mine sure as heck don't, and certainly not in a helpfully designated area.dog_opus
- dogs when trained will never shit in your house. unless you dont let them out, my dog wont even shit in the yardtoe_knee
- where the fuck does he shit then?********
- Most dogs will be utterly despondent if they're left alone and go in the house. Cats are like, "Yeah, in your face."dog_opus
- well, my kitty goes outside to do it's thing. or in it's litter box that is situated in the bathroom, where else?sea_sea
- cats are bitches. dogs will be your bitches.********
- I'll come over and play with your kitty, sea_sea, but then I get to leave to hang out with the dogs!dog_opus
- Uh, that kind of sounded different from what I actually meant. Sorry.dog_opus
- hey sea sea, i'm coming over to play with your kitty... ;) rawwr... meeeoowwww. prrrrrrrrrrrrrr.********
- I don't have a litter box. She goes outside...almost always.********
- ********0
it's not that bad. i freestyle my bowel movements every once in a while.
little poo over here... little pee over there.
- sea_sea0
i forgot how much i loved cats until my new kitty came around. they are such cool energies to be with, it seriously makes me happy :)
good luck with that cat pee, that stuff can burn through your brain.
- sublocked0
@dog_opus you didn't mention that they walk in their own shit and piss in their litterbox, then go walk all over your counters. oh yeah, and they love to lick those dirty paws, then lick your faucets. so sanitary...................
- yes i'm slightly OCD.sublocked
- wtf. build up your immune system you fucking pussy. "its not sanitary...waaa waaaa waaah"********
- you go ahead and eat your cat shit and piss. i'm cool with being clean. thanks.sublocked
- I think a lot of creative people are slightly OCD. Scientists too. I kind of gives you the tenacity you need to persevere.dog_opus
- hey im not saying im EATING it. like putting lumps of it in my mouth - hell no......********
- but a microscopic spec from the paw to the tongue to the faucet.... ain't gonna hurt anyone.********
- This is another reason why I won't have animals in my house.Jaline
- dog_opus0
Î lol To be fair, though, I have two hunting dogs, and they like to roll in some foul-smelling stuff in the woods. I've developed a sixth sense to know when they're about to do it, thank heavens. Once in a while I miss, it, though. My pointer rolled in a dead fish by the river once. It was hellacious.
- Jimbo820
What I used to do with my old cat, good old Percy, was whenever he pissed somewhere (which was rare), I'd grab him and rub his face in it. He did it on my Jukebox once because I'd moved him from off sofa. They don't like it on their face. Do that. Little shit.
- lorac770
Better get some Nature's Miracle, fast....
- sputnik20
this is why i'll never have a cat again
