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- digival0
Where you workin?
- grunttt0
lean over to your nearest co-worker and say "hey captain, this sharpie says permanent - do you think that applies to ball skin or is that just for paper and bullshit like that? Email me your thoughts chief. Good talk bro."
- LOL that one broke the silence with a laugh.********
- OMFG! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!SoupCan
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH********
- +10000....>OLONIOEBU... myselfLt_Jack_Hammer
- LOL that one broke the silence with a laugh.
- SoupCan0
pull your ball skin out of your zipper and tell the girl across from you to look under the table. Start stretching it out and ask who the janitor is cause you just sat in a major pile of gum.
- SoulFly0
cannonball, why don't you design a real ugly logo and propose it to your bosses as the "new company logo" and tell them that's what you were doing in your free time.
That way they'll always keep you busy with cool projects.
- rson0
Look for hot chicks on getty and make a college for yer boss.
- grunttt0
pants off. Shirt tucked into and through tighty whiteys. Yell out "Everybody in the conference room, NOW!"
- D_Dot0
go to the washroom, take a dump, and stick your business card in the bit that's peaking out of the water. Don't flush
- that's more of a last day at work thing.grunttt
- 2nd to last day of work...common mistake...you need to come in the next day to see reactions.Lt_Jack_Hammer
- Don't flush... funny********
- jbranda0
This is a little old but still see it passed around:
1. Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
2. Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
3. Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
4. Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans.
5. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
6. Hide a rubber cockroach in inventive places.
7. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
8. Page your co-workers to call their extensions so they call themselves.
9. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)* 1 month ago
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10. Put a picture of your mother on your business card.
11. Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
12. Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.
13. Wait until a co-worker goes on vacation, then relocate everything they have in their office, and move someone else in their place. When they get back act like nothing has changed since they left.
14. When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, “I think my phone is ringing” and leave. Go get a coffee.
15. When IT support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once.
16. Whenever anyone comes in your cubicle insist they knock or don’t speak with them. When they knock, ignore them.
- ********0
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