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Got here half an hour early. Sitting at someone else's desk. Bosses sitting near me on a conference call. Got nothing to do. It's quiet. Just.... waiting.... for something to do. I probably won't be doing any real work until I get slammed all of a sudden by what trickles down to me.
Any ideas on what to do to pass the time?
- ********0
PRETTY NICE
- ukit0
Post a thread about Jesus getting laid?
- grunttt0
go grab a six pack, roll your chair over by the window, take off your shirt.
- Llyod0
qbn on a first day? the outlook is grim.
- JG_LB0
make out with the nearest employee
- tasty0
i would say DONT be on QBN.
- ukit0
Throw pencils at the ceiling?
- ********0
Leave an upper decker. If you get found out just say it's first day jitters.
- I forgot, what is an upper deck?Llyod
- It's like a dirty sanchez, but with some sort of multi-grain bread involved.TheBlueOne
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ingeniousLlyod - I did that once on a road trip from ny to memphis. It's tougher than you think to balance.********
- I love that you actually did that and you name on QBN is Cannonball... hahahasilentseven
- CALLES0
find the hottest girl around and ask for a tour... flirt!
- grunttt0
delete your system folder.
- TheBlueOne0
Call the IT department and ask why the website is down...
- ********0
best idea so far - the sixpack and shirt one. I might as well set the standard on what to expect from here on out, right? Maybe I shoudl clip my toenails with my feet up on the desk.
- ********0
Spill your soda on your keyboard and start swatting at invisible bats flying overhead.
- SoulFly0
the conference call is probably about your next project, why don't you just walk in and ask if you can be part of the call.
- ********0
We're all in one big room. I know it's not for me cause it's not the client I'll be on.
- PIITB0
download 2 girls 1 cup and gather the masses around the computer.
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- SoulFly0
cannonball, you can always do something, you can always sweep the floor, and dust.
What don't you do that? sweep the floor. You will show your bosses what a great worker you are and how you care about the company.- or you could just print out a flier that says "free kisses on y'alls assees"grunttt
- SoupCan0
Army crawl to the copy room, pop up right in front of a copier press start and then head for the bathroom in a dead sprint! do not come out till lunch.