renaissance fairs
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- epigraph0
My uncle and his friends started this one http://www.njkingdom.com/index.p…
I used to work there. There were many orgies, and everyone is fucking, but most of the people involved are pretty nasty...- pics?TheBlueOne
- seriously??madirish
- nah, I was 15. I just watched wide eyed... My mom stopped in to one of the afterparties, and nearly handed my uncle his head on a platter!epigraph
- head on a platter. Let's just say dildos.epigraph
- made from horns?harlequino
- wow. i had no idea these were so crazy.
*looks for local ren. fair online...madirish - hehe! nice! I think there is a pic of one in the post below!epigraph
- Incideantally My uncle had a rennie wedding, at the grounds. The whole family had to dress up. Was actually kinda cool.epigraph
- told ya it was scandalous! lolzsea_sea
- Like how they're now capping on the pirate craze.Mimio
- TheBlueOne0
- Flare for the ren faire...down thereharlequino
- come to papaLlyod
- <-- Big enough to eat hay, and shit in the streets!stoplying
- TheBlueOne0
FRREEEEEDDDOOOOMMM!!!
- ********0
I got invited to join a weekly D&D game. What is going on?
- did any *men* give you a rose, by chance?madirish
- Really? Did they see how cool you are with the haircut and the tattoos and everything? Weird...Jaline
- Maybe they want more of "you" to join them so they get more recognition.Jaline
- I think I need to reevaluate what I am becoming. Maybe tights will work for me...********
- epigraph0
Man this brings back memories! The guy with the short hair is my uncle
- ninjasavant0
I've been to an SCA event. They basically devolve into a drunken quasi-orgy of portly nerds.
- Dammit!!! Pics!!!TheBlueOne
- Oh god no, I wasn't happy when I woke up . . .
I wish I was kidding.ninjasavant - Brilliant summary. They should put that in their promo. material.blaw
- it's all good too, because AIDS won't be around for 200-300 yearsepigraph
- TheBlueOne0
MMmmmmm...turkey leg.
- i want to push her backward and watch her fall over that hay bail... is that wrong?PonyBoy
- < save the turkey legninjasavant
- harlequino0
What's with the turkey legs, is that a thing at these?
We were driving home the other day and I saw a sign for a ren faire coming up soon. I laughed and yelled "Yeah! Ren faire!" and my wife yelled "Yeah! Turkey legs!" I was like - huh? I guess they are a thing.- get rid of her NOWJaline
- omg, I'm just kidding, calm down :)Jaline
- hmmm...kinda passionate about that, eh Jaline?TheBlueOne
- turkey legs.... RULE!grunttt
- No need to get rid of anything, Jaline. You can simply join my 'flock.'harlequino
- still kidding...
;)Jaline
- grunttt0
went to one with a couple of friends a couple of years ago in Charlotte. We refer to it as "Mock Fest" (we tend to talk a bunch of shit, but never to anyone's face, we're simply immature). We actually really enjoyed it - good beer, good food, crazy outfits, hot nerd girls.
- flashbender0
I like to get out of the basement once every summer.
- it's all you have time for when you're using the rest of the year to make chain mailmcLeod
- I should clarify - get out of my parents basementflashbender
